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The Navy Seal copypasta is a lengthy, comically written, aggressive attack paragraph against a "kiddo", written in the voice of the stereotypical "tough guy", listing absurd accomplishments such as having "over 300 confirmed kills" and being "trained in gorilla [sic] warfare". This copypasta is often reposted as a humorous overreaction to an insult and is thought to have originated in a post on a 4chan message board from 11 November 2010.

if i was your boyfriend 💑 i would wake you up 🛌 with a nice warm 🌞 breakfast 🍰 and then cuddle you 🤗 and kiss you 😘 (if you said it was ok) and then take you out for coffee ☕ and buy you whatever drink you wanted (i’d have coffee, black please!) and then for lunch we’d get cheeseburgers, 🍔(i know how much you like cheeseburgers 🍔 ) and then we’d go to the beach 🌅 and i’d kiss you sensually 😘 by the ocean waves and then for dinner we’d get pasta 🍜 at a nice expensive italian resturaunt and then go home 🏠 and you’d lay with me all night and kiss 😘 me and maybe touch my pp ❤🍆❤

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Hello 🥵 we are very horny and want e-gorl to add me please HORNY! Do not fret my kitten I am a certified cumlord and WILL DEFINATELY have you 😝 quivering 😩 . Please ADD me NOW ♥♥♥♥ 😩 . Send titty 😣 and ass picture pleaaaasssseeeeee 😩 . Need big mommy milker 😩 HOT NOW. be my succubi and fulfill 😔 my desire please. HOT EGIRL WANTED, DYED HAIR 🥵 AND QUERKY PLEASE. I am so horny. You know you want to add 🥵 😩

ADD ME HOT EGIRL 😬 SUCCUBI I WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT 🥵 🥺

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For you



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