[faster than a speeding bullet plays as the warehouse doors in well rise,revealing a crouching RED scout with other members of RED team.]

[The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking spy, and a soldier juggling rockets.]

[Scout pumps his scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.]

[The scout charges into a fierce battle on well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU thrown at him. then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU soldier and pyro.]

[Meet the Scout's Title Card]

[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]

Scout "Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know you're talkin' to?

[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point granary about to take a bite out of a Sandvich when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]

Scout: "Yo, what's up?"

[Cuts back to the Scout in front of text.]

Scout: "D-Do you have any idea, any idea who i am?"

[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"

[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his bat.]

Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"

[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "Ya' listenin'? Ok. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes at camera] I hurt people."

[Cuts back to the fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his bat.]

Scout: "BOINK!"

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "I'm a force a' nature!"

[Scout hits Heavy in the chin.]

Scout: "BONK!"

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "If you were from where i was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"

[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his sandvich; he Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his bat into the Heavy's head.]

[Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "WOOO!"

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]

[Scout sits on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's sandvich; the point is now RED'S.]