ファックユー's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 7:05am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 9:04am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 7:50am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 6:22am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 8:53am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 8:55am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 8:31am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 3:43am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 5:18am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 11:24am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 1:20pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 4:48am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 7:41am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 4:23am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 4:00am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 4:54am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 6:46am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 6:34am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 9:14am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 11:54am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 8:17am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 8:57am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 5:39am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 7:18am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 7:04am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 3:03am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 9:00am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 3:23am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 1:58pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 8:43am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 5:55am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 5:35am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 7:33am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 2:58am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 4:38am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 5:26am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 7:33am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 8:14am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 1:59pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 7:04am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 7:59am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 5:02am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 6:47am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

13 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

18 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

20 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,860 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30