Progreso de ファックユー en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 7:05

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 9:04

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 7:50

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ABR 2017 a las 6:22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 8:53

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ABR 2017 a las 8:55

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2017 a las 8:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ABR 2017 a las 3:43

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ABR 2017 a las 5:18

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 25 ABR 2017 a las 11:24

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAY 2017 a las 13:20

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ABR 2017 a las 4:48

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2017 a las 7:41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 29 MAY 2017 a las 4:23

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ABR 2017 a las 4:00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2017 a las 4:54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAY 2017 a las 6:46

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAY 2017 a las 6:34

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ABR 2017 a las 9:14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 22 ABR 2017 a las 11:54

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 8:17

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 8:57

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ABR 2017 a las 5:39

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 7:18

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 29 MAY 2017 a las 7:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 28 MAY 2017 a las 3:03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 9:00

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ABR 2017 a las 3:23

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 22 ABR 2017 a las 13:58

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 8:43

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2017 a las 5:55

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2017 a las 5:35

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2017 a las 7:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 28 MAY 2017 a las 2:58

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 29 MAY 2017 a las 4:38

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAY 2017 a las 5:26

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAY 2017 a las 7:33

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 1 JUN 2017 a las 8:14

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAY 2017 a las 13:59

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 29 MAY 2017 a las 7:04

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAY 2017 a las 7:59

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAY 2017 a las 5:02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 19 ABR 2017 a las 6:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

13 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

18 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

20 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,860 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30