Conquistas de ファックユー em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 7:05

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 9:04

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 7:50

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 19/abr./2017 às 6:22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 8:53

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 19/abr./2017 às 8:55

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 21/abr./2017 às 8:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 23/abr./2017 às 3:43

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 23/abr./2017 às 5:18

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Alcançada em 25/abr./2017 às 11:24

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Alcançada em 27/mai./2017 às 13:20

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Alcançada em 23/abr./2017 às 4:48

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 21/abr./2017 às 7:41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 29/mai./2017 às 4:23

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 23/abr./2017 às 4:00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 21/abr./2017 às 4:54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 27/mai./2017 às 6:46

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Alcançada em 27/mai./2017 às 6:34

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 19/abr./2017 às 9:14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 22/abr./2017 às 11:54

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 8:17

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 8:57

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Alcançada em 19/abr./2017 às 5:39

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 7:18

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 29/mai./2017 às 7:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 28/mai./2017 às 3:03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 9:00

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Alcançada em 23/abr./2017 às 3:23

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 22/abr./2017 às 13:58

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 8:43

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Alcançada em 21/abr./2017 às 5:55

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 21/abr./2017 às 5:35

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Alcançada em 18/abr./2017 às 7:33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Alcançada em 28/mai./2017 às 2:58

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Alcançada em 29/mai./2017 às 4:38

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Alcançada em 30/mai./2017 às 5:26

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Alcançada em 31/mai./2017 às 7:33

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Alcançada em 1/jun./2017 às 8:14

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Alcançada em 27/mai./2017 às 13:59

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Alcançada em 29/mai./2017 às 7:04

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Alcançada em 31/mai./2017 às 7:59

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Alcançada em 30/mai./2017 às 5:02

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Alcançada em 19/abr./2017 às 6:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

13 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

18 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

20 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,860 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30