Intoitandout's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 4:23pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 9:29am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:19pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2017 @ 7:48pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 8:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 9:19am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 6:53pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:29pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 10:07am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:37pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 11:13pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 10:59pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 1:04am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 4:13pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2017 @ 3:48am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 12:18am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:15pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 1:24am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 10:33pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 4:07pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 11:17pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 10:48pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2018 @ 3:29pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 11:19pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 1:46am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2017 @ 7:50pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 6:19pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:19pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:57pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 11:36pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 6:34pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 6:40pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 10:08am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 11:08am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 9:21am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2018 @ 3:29pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 9:31am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 6:50pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 6:14pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 6:42pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2017 @ 11:06pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 5:06pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 4:51pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 5:56pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 5:09pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 11:00pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2017 @ 11:21pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2017 @ 7:05pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2017 @ 8:31pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2017 @ 12:46am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:04pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2017 @ 7:46pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 2:34pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2017 @ 8:29pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 6:24pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 8:24pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

18 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

21 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30