Досягнення Intoitandout у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 18 серп. 2017 о 16:23

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 9:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 20:19

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Здобуто 5 верес. 2017 о 19:48

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 15 лип. 2017 о 8:39

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 9:19

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 18:53

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 20:29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 15 лип. 2017 о 10:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 19 лип. 2017 о 18:37

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 3 серп. 2017 о 23:13

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2017 о 22:59

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Здобуто 27 жовт. 2017 о 15:25

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Здобуто 4 серп. 2017 о 1:04

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 18 серп. 2017 о 16:13

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 17 серп. 2017 о 3:48

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 2 берез. 2018 о 0:18

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 20:15

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 4 серп. 2017 о 1:24

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Здобуто 3 верес. 2017 о 22:33

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 15 серп. 2017 о 16:07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 3 серп. 2017 о 23:17

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2017 о 22:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 5 берез. 2018 о 15:29

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Здобуто 3 серп. 2017 о 23:19

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Здобуто 2 берез. 2018 о 1:46

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Здобуто 19 серп. 2017 о 19:50

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 2 верес. 2017 о 18:19

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 20:19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 20:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 3 серп. 2017 о 23:36

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Здобуто 2 верес. 2017 о 18:34

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Здобуто 18 серп. 2017 о 18:40

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Здобуто 15 лип. 2017 о 10:08

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 15 лип. 2017 о 11:08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 9:21

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Здобуто 5 берез. 2018 о 15:29

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 9:31

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 18:50

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 2 верес. 2017 о 18:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 2 верес. 2017 о 18:42

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 3 серп. 2017 о 23:06

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Здобуто 15 серп. 2017 о 17:06

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Здобуто 15 серп. 2017 о 16:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Здобуто 15 серп. 2017 о 17:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 15 серп. 2017 о 17:09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2017 о 23:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Здобуто 4 верес. 2017 о 23:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Здобуто 5 верес. 2017 о 19:05

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Здобуто 5 верес. 2017 о 20:31

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Здобуто 14 верес. 2017 о 0:46

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Здобуто 31 жовт. 2017 о 22:04

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Здобуто 5 верес. 2017 о 19:46

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Здобуто 27 жовт. 2017 о 14:34

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Здобуто 5 верес. 2017 о 20:29

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Здобуто 17 жовт. 2017 о 18:24

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Здобуто 14 лип. 2017 о 20:24

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

18 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

21 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

9 / 10

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