Prestatievoortgang van Intoitandout in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 18 aug 2017 om 16:23

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 9:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 20:19

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 5 sep 2017 om 19:48

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 15 jul 2017 om 8:39

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 9:19

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 18:53

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 20:29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 15 jul 2017 om 10:07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2017 om 18:37

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2017 om 23:13

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2017 om 22:59

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ontgrendeld op 27 okt 2017 om 15:25

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 4 aug 2017 om 1:04

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 18 aug 2017 om 16:13

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 17 aug 2017 om 3:48

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 2 mrt 2018 om 0:18

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 20:15

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 4 aug 2017 om 1:24

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2017 om 22:33

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2017 om 16:07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2017 om 23:17

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2017 om 22:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mrt 2018 om 15:29

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2017 om 23:19

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Ontgrendeld op 2 mrt 2018 om 1:46

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Ontgrendeld op 19 aug 2017 om 19:50

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 2 sep 2017 om 18:19

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 20:19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 20:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2017 om 23:36

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 2 sep 2017 om 18:34

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 18 aug 2017 om 18:40

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 15 jul 2017 om 10:08

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 15 jul 2017 om 11:08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 9:21

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mrt 2018 om 15:29

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 9:31

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 18:50

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 2 sep 2017 om 18:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 2 sep 2017 om 18:42

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 3 aug 2017 om 23:06

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2017 om 17:06

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2017 om 16:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2017 om 17:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2017 om 17:09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2017 om 23:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 4 sep 2017 om 23:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 5 sep 2017 om 19:05

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 5 sep 2017 om 20:31

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2017 om 0:46

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ontgrendeld op 31 okt 2017 om 22:04

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 5 sep 2017 om 19:46

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 27 okt 2017 om 14:34

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Ontgrendeld op 5 sep 2017 om 20:29

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Ontgrendeld op 17 okt 2017 om 18:24

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 20:24

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

18 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

21 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30