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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 6,659.8 hrs on record (2,444.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Oct, 2015 @ 10:53pm
Updated: 31 Jan, 2018 @ 8:13am

Game consumed my life, Forced me to play on my laptop during every class and just give up on schooling on the hopes i would one day get out of 1kmmr and make to the pro scence. I am now an Archon 1, Barely passed year12 graduate and have no job. Sex life is no exsistant.

The game taught me many things like
* How to speak fluent russian and asian languages
* Patience
* A million and one insults to aim towards fellow players
* How to support 4 cores that all want mid and 2 tangos
* How to fail at carrying
* How to mentally abuse everyone i come into contact with
* How to throw entire matches by picking techies
* Fellow players test your resolve of sanity on a daily basis

Some down falls to the game are:
*Still no pudge arcana
*Ti16 arcana vote was rigged
*Makes you question humanity
*No Diretide

Overall Dota consumed my teenage life, Destroyed friendships, relationships and my schooling career. The game has made me friendless, girlfreind less and job less.

Atleast im not on the streets doing drugs and are just killing my eye sight and sanity

11/10 would ruin my life again
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2 Comments
JackieTrades 4 May @ 9:10pm 
6.5k hours is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
evilest wizard1692 10 Jan, 2018 @ 11:04pm 
accurate