Unless you bring a spare of donuts.

Because I know what you're like with llamas. I knew if you woke them then it'd ultimately lead to something that'd require me to get the police involved.

Sorry to call out of the blue. but i had a dream about you last night. we were in a field an there were these electric llamas. and they were sleeping. i'm not sure why they were electric, but you woulden't let me wake the llama. why woulden't you let me wake the llama? why?

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Blowing out your ass can result in anal leakage; another problem solved by the banoodle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLcvCH1h1qk&t=47s

Good anal hygiene Keep the anal area clean by washing with water every day. Don't use soaps as they will reduce the natural oils that protect the anus and may make the area dry and itchy. Use aqueous cream or a soap-free cleanser instead if you feel you need them.