There once was a Fish, an awesome Fish. In fact, it was the most awesome Fish people had ever seen, or will ever see. People would travel from hundreds of miles away just to get a glimpse of the Fish's radiating awesomeness.

Legends tell a tale of the great Fish's awesomeness. Kings would give up their land because they thought themselves unworthy of it. Citizens would start revolutions because they felt their country was ugly in comparison to Fish. Empires rose when Fish touched the very ground they stood on. When Fish visited their lands, their sciences advanced to unprecedented levels.

An excerpt from the forgotten records pg.195; translated from Lophii:
"At the dawn of time, when the corals and the zooxanthellae were still distinct, swam a solitary Fish. As the gods waged their war in the hadal zones, this Fish grew stronger on the shelf. His supernatural affinity for survival enabled to him to reach heights like no other before or since. Defying the deep gods, Fish grew in strength and rugged handsomeness. As Fish flourished beyond the power of the deep gods, so did his charm and surpassing humility.

I have traveled far to attain this knowledge, but there is more to learn about the legendary Fish. I must proceed to the ancient myctophid library. The myctophids had devoted themselves to the pursuit of knowledge across all space, surely they must have more of the scrolls there."

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Some terrible Fish jokes:

Don't borrow money from strange fish, they're loan sharks.

There's a new movie about a sword-fighting cephalopod: Octopus-in-Boots.

If a fish mobster kills you, where do you sleep?

What's the hardest fish to catch? A Stonefish.

Flounders try their best, but they always fall flat.

What is a fish's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter & jellyfish.