Andii
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Yes, this profile is obnoxiously long on purpose. Time to take a trip.
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"What's up my homos?" -Pingo

"Im going to scare them with the empty clicking of my gun" - Some guy I met on Rainbow six

"Tactical Mormons inbound! *converts my city's religion in civ 5* -Pingo

"I don't have the tech to build sperm-men" - Mom's spaghetti

"Hey Andii, have you seen this fucker?" *shows me a picture of myself* - Bless up

"Tick Tock, Mission Clock where the fuck is AFSOC" - Icefuse mil RP

"Army's here on the scene , Now where the fuck are the Marines" - CSM Andi

"Roses are red violets are blue, everbody in Uganda knows Kung fu." - Who killed captain Alex parody

Alex: Am I invisible yet *dies*
Aidan: Nope

TapableTaco: "Gonna throw a nade" *Gets kicked for killing the Hostage*

"Were out of range of the sniper" *dies* -Mom's Spaghetti

"I'm sorry for suggesting Terrorism" -Reese

"KeBiN" - KeBiN

"I'm against American Figs" -CSGO Russian teamates

awws what a cute little war marauding genocide commiting terrorist <3 - Exocreed

"Is cunt spelt with a K?" Cristien Leger

"We're never gonna see hawking dab" - Andii

"I spilt sauce on my left dingle" -The Nub Muffin

"I like to think of myself as an avid fan of dying, It's about the only thing i'm good at!" -Andii

"Im a registered Hex offender" - Liquid Sparky

"What kind of furry hasn't seen Zootopia?" -Fang The Wolf

"I only eat things that are retarded" - Saigon

"This guy is like Jewish Shakespeare " - Andii's ELA class

"Hetero makes me upsetero" - Hunty I think?

"I'll tase you in the balls with a cattle prod" -Blitz

"It's like a 9/11 in your mouth" -Bless up

"I'm gonna go back in time and cast FETUS DELETUS on myself" - The Nub Muffin

"She shot me in the dick!" - Oreo

Employee: *something in french*
My boss: Hey we don't speak surrender here

"Thats like going to a hooker for a hug"- xCharliexo

Andii: "Pee Pee Bum Bum"
Pingo: " Is that anal?"
Tunes For The Road Ahead
Судно (Борис Рижий) · Molchat Doma

Credits song for my death but im the final boss. · Astron

Kompa pasión · Frozy

After Dark · Mr.Kitty | Metal Cover by ‪LittleVMills‬

MGMT · Little Dark Age

The Neighbourhood · Sweater Weather

EPIC: The Musical · Jorge Rivera-Herrans

Hell's Comin' with Me · Poor Man's Poison

Feed the Machine · Poor Man's Poison

Holy Diver · Dio

The Flying Dutchman · The Jolly Rogers

Stay · Zedd, Alessia Cara

FOR THE COMPANY · staryuceleste

As The World Caves In · Sarah Cothran
Words of Wisdom
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. -Alfred Lord Tennyson

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" -Disputed source

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Nelson Mandela

"Life is a long lesson in humility." -James M. Barrie

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." –Robert Frost

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. –Plato

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. –John Lennon

Fall seven times and stand up eight. –Japanese Proverb

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. –Bob Dylan

The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself--the invisible battles inside all of us--that's where it's at. –Jesse Owens

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. –Confucius

Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. –Eleanor Roosevelt

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. –Steve Jobs

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. - George S. Patton

“By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.” -Confucius

Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. -Lao Tzu

“History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived; but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.” – Maya Angelou.

"After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box." – Italian Proverb

"the master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried" - Stephen McCraine

"Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute" - Edgar Allan Poe

"Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace" Jonathan Lockwood Huie

"We will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"If speech is silver, silence is gold" - Arabic proverb

"Being born is the greatest act of creation, and after that, ensuring further acts of creations is a noble existence."-Unknown Source

"War isn't the hate of the people you're fighting, it’s the love of the people you're protecting and if you fight the people you love then you yourself have become the person you hate" - Nietzsche

"Everything you want is on the other side of fear.” -Jack Canfield

"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.” -Viktor E. Frankl

"You're not defined by your past; you're prepared by it. You're stronger, more experienced, and you have greater confidence.” -Joel Osteen

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”-Douglas Adams

"You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.” -Maya Angelou

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” -Andre Gide

“What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others.” -Nelson Mandela

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TL;DR version at the bottom for the impatient.

I want to start by saying this review is subject to change. The Devs have a couple dates that were initially promised that haven't arrived yet and therefore they may still meet. This Review is based off of what has happened or rather not happened since release.

I was really hyped for Hood so much so that I was sitting there waiting for the pre-download to unlock. When the game unlocked I spent hour playing it and the initial gameplay was really fun. I loved the theme and getting those first few wins was exhilarating but unfortunately that's where the magic started to fade. During the pre-order weekend I logged about 30 hours maxing out almost all my characters and getting their various cosmetics with a few friends. For quite I while I was one of the highest levels and it almost seemed like matchmaking was struggling to pair high level players together which may have put a damper on some lower levels first time experience. That being said I chalked it up to having a low player base to pull from at the time since only the pre-order copies had access. MM times were about 10 minutes which was frustrating but I was optimistic that would be solved on the day 1 Monday release. unfortunately that's when reality hit. Bugs, unbalanced characters and a disappointing day one patch led to the same problems echoed around. The random tile system also only applied to the inside design of monuments rather than the map's placement meaning you pretty much knew the "Random tiles" after a couple hours of play. However the biggest let down is the lack of content. You can pretty much do everything there is to do in a bout 3-4 hours of play. The maps are cool but limited and there's no ice map or season 1 in sight. Apparently the launch of the game was a "season 0" and would see the future content coming around summer time but unfortunately I think it's too little too late. I can't bring myself to play more Hood until there's something fresh to do. Even a new game mode would be worth checking out but as it stands the first 2 steps are easy to do and a free ticket to 2 MVP slots and 1000XP while the last phase is usually just a battle at the winch with no interruptions before then. I want to recommend Hood so badly as I love the robin hood theme and there is some really great potential here but as it stands in needs several hits of content juice before I can do that. I haven't touched on many of the bugs/ balancing issues as they're slowly being addressed with bug fixes/ QOL patches.


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The game has potential but lacks content, add it to you follow list and see what the future holds.
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Alright, first off i'm going to preface this by saying a large majority of my time spent on this game was through the Microsoft version so my overall time in the game is closer to 1200-1500 hours. With that said Steam feels like a better place to praise this game.

Sea of Thieves remains one of the only modern titles I struggle to find complaints about. Sure, now and again you find some sweaty crew that really pisses you off but such is life when you're a pirate. The vast majority of the time spent in this stunning game is enjoyable and I've made many a friend over this title. My biggest praise for this game is it's balance. Every single thing you can unlock in this game is cosmetic, no weapons or ships that give you an edge. The only thing separating a new player from a pirate legend is experience which makes the game very appealing in terms of balance. Additionally the cosmetics you can unlock are rarely exclusive. While some come and go never to be seen again others end up locked behind an achievement or purchase price after their initial run which makes that grind feel much more in your control since it's not a race to grab em' all or never see them again. Twitch drops for the game also bring a variety of items for free to your various cosmetic chests while introducing you to some of the most helpful pirates around. In terms of content the game was at a breakneck pace of a new content drop MONTHLY for it's early years. This however was swapped into seasons which are usually 3 month periods with larger content drops and events throughout. The point I'm making is theres always something new to get up to which leaves on very rare occasion without some new quest to take or thing to do. Rare very clearly loves this title and are passionate about keeping it an adventure to behold for anyone who boots it up. For $50 this is probably the best value you'll find in a game and I struggle not to hold this as my favorite title for playing with friends.

If by chance you're fortunate enough to find this game on sale, pick it up right away and encourage a couple friends to do the same. You will not regret that choice. So happy tides and fair winds to all the new pirates to be met in 2023!
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A guide for new or new-ish players of Hunt: Showdown to help improve game knowledge and start winning matches.
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Andii 23 Dec @ 3:34am 
I have a job, farming my hunter crops
bLitz 23 Dec @ 3:25am 
get a job you freak lmao
Chem 12 Oct @ 4:01am 
Thanks for the cool guides and information! :2017catheart::2017catheart::2017catheart::2017catheart:
IcY Hur†z 5 Oct @ 11:46am 
Def a femboy
Acciduck 1 Oct @ 9:04pm 
+rep cool nicolas cage
gamer keen 12 Aug @ 10:45pm 
+furry carried me in cs