Recent reviews by High&Drunk AF

what the ♥♥♥♥ is ubishᴉt shenanigans?? why the f*ck is the ubishᴉt menu is still STUCK on my screen despite spamming Alt+F2 (the keys to open/close menu).

I SEE POSTS ABOUT THIS BUG FROM YEARS AGO. WHEN IS THE FIX? I ASK ON BEHALF OF ALL THE VICTIMS

i think the steam version launches the crew motorfest faster than ubisoft. even though the game still uses ubisoft in order to run.
♥♥♥♥ ubisoft and their poopy game launcher lol
you can launch ubisoft launcher and end up allowing access to all kinds or viruses the ubisoft launcher forces you to install, while closing every time you try to open that crap launcher

old broken garbage that cannot be played on today's hardware but is still available to suckers to buy this garbage broken game and be unable to play it

perfect parkour game. a true masterpiece with a note to smaller details. i just love it when i feel like i want to jump over rooftops and risk my life for nothing because i have nothing valuable to hold, instead, i can do it in this game and respawn as many times as i want!
controls and mechanics are fun and there are way more things to do in this game to get your mind busy. the first mirrors edge is a catastrophy in my opinion but the music is nice

i was wondering though, why is the overall sound and volume in this game is so low? i don't want to increase the volume in my speakers, close this game, play a song and give my self tinnitus.
oh wait... its EA again

oh no i alt tabbed the game... now i am going into self destructive mode :@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

get a controller if you only have a keyboard. unless you want to end up in a midlife crisis i had trying to play this tumorous cancerous game with a keyboard lol
can't skip intros. it gets stuck and i am left to wonder wtf is this crap xd
forever stuck on Chapter 1, after Prologue gg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no matter what keys i try to set it doesn't work and respond. i am giving up i dont want anything to do with this game anymore

fu*ck Grove Street Games for f*cking up this amazing game. with their lack of originality and effort. the wax figurines are next level lack of effort. literally worked with ChatGPT as well because no budget because greedy, non-artistic, cheap, and lame lazy work

f*cked up, bugged, glitched, she3eeit game. rockstar did not create this game. rockstar gave AI bot a command, or gave Grove Street Games a command, to which Grove Street Games gave the final command to the bot that is responsible for this monstrosity, to simply copy-paste the files from the old version in order to simply make more detailed HD environment. the game is broken cancerously, it does not have the same function as the original version of gta sa, because this garbage was copy pasted and was given 0 effort into but rockstar still sold this garbage broken tumourous crap that rockstar charged full price for. total f*cking scam and don't buy this definitive cancer bullsh*t because its just copy paste of files with a lot of broken glitchy ugly looking cancer stuff waiting in this broken garbage version of a game made by greedy worthless pathetic miserable unnecessary impotent people who cant get pleasure, so they base their personalities on greed and quantity over quality. because that's how most of these pathetic miserable impotent unlovable people provide; working in those high-end budget scam companies that give give less to their slave ant work hard working employees, working on virtual reality unlike those pests that sit on top of their hierarchy, greedly taking more percentage to their own pocket. instead of giving that percentage to the hard working people. this poopinitive edition sembles a total downgrade in performance but the prices stay the same, can cost three times more or higher because of the greed for money

i am still gonna play this version because i played the original way too many times and i havent finished the story or completed anything in this version

kinda ok/not bad for hiring an ai bot to copy paste old texture into modified new texture. it does not require any effort to spot the lack of effort in the remastered version compared to the original version, where actual humans put work into piece of art.
its giving smeared/uneven/trippy graphics
better luck next time

some specific weapons freeze tommy into complete iceberg and he has no moving animation. the ai bot really replicated him self and rockstar didnt really give a sh*t about all the visual bugs because there is nothing to fix because the ai was too early for this overpriced trash to be released in 2021

you guessed it.

c-a-n-c-e-r. it takes for ever to quit the game to desktop, the time it takes to start next game, the blank pages after i click Multiplayer in the menu and can't choose a game mode because its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blank. nothing except for the for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ moving background picture
this game was made by slow as ♥♥♥♥ stoners

on the other hand, game is deserted, no online players until afternoon or evening when people start to get online. in the morning its 0 players mostly everywhere or a ghost player

i like the ww2 weapons tho

remastered nostalgy. i keep playing it that means something.
i wish the time was more than 2 minutes or unlimited time to play though. time limit feels shorter than i remember.. time flies when its fun
edit: it took me a while to check the 3rd option and discover Free Skate. lol. i paid attention to the thps 1 and 2 options

"The game received very positive reviews from critics who praised the graphics, diverse roster, nostalgic soundtrack, and gameplay, though some criticized the multiplayer mode and limited amount of levels. The game has become the fastest-selling game in the franchise, selling one million copies within the first two weeks."

-one million copies. where the hell are the players? usually i find one game with one player in it. sometimes 3rd player joins. today was overly crowded.. 5 players. lmao

it works!!!!!!!!!!1111111
on 1920x1080 resolution!!!!!!1111111
i think there is an annoying bug where i change audio volume and game crashes completely :(

yawn