Dr. Simon Glass
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All views posted on my profile or stated within games are my own and do not represent my (past, present or future) employer's views.
No toxic or spammy comments.

FOR THE 15TH TIME, I AM NOT VALVE STAFF. I CANNOT RESTORE YOUR ITEMS, AND CAN'T BAN CHEATERS OR BOTS. STOP CONFUSING "cybersecurity guy that works in the industry" WITH A VALVE STAFF MEMBER. I WILL LAUGH AT YOU AND CALL YOU STUPID.

Hi, I'm Glass.
I work on a lot of cool stuff.
Degree in cybersecurity.
I do what interests me, not what interests others. If you don't like what I do, don't stalk my profile.

Signing my profile down in my comments section is encouraged!

NOTICE
Some children who think they're funny try and impersonate me to scam others, I do not:
- Accept random friend requests
- Take trade offers without context
- Gift you games, especially in the form of external links
- Send a trade first unless arranged beforehand

Scamming is afoot!

If you believe you are talking to a scammer, block and report them as such. Steam does not ban off of a singular report, but if multiple people do the same they will investigate the account before taking appropriate action. Every report counts, even if they're not banned off just your report.

Do not accept random friend requests from people you do not know, have little to no effort put into their profile, and especially do not even have the games you play on recent record. They're adding you to get you to trade them your expensive items, and will run the other way when they have them. Do not believe whatever they tell you, especially if they claim to be working for valve. Valve will simply take your items away if they're not legitimate or contact you with a bright yellow popup on steam that you can't close without acknowledging it if there's a problem.

Steam support does not use discord to talk with you, use the official help system you idiot. That's a scammer using an alternative account to make you think you're talking to a support person. Block both discord accounts and report them to discord using the appropriate reporting tools.

While it's bad taste to use gambling sites, the official ones are legitimate, not the ones you're being approached with in chat and were made last Tuesday
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Only fair trades accepted.

I run all MVM tours so I should restock weekly.
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已运行 3.7 小时
i feel like ive been put on a watchlist just for owning this game
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成就进度   1 / 40
总时数 103 小时
最后运行日期:2 月 1 日
成就进度   30 / 38
AWPMERCHANT.ETF2L 2024 年 7 月 11 日 上午 10:48 
+Based
Dr. Simon Glass 2024 年 7 月 10 日 上午 6:18 
you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right i play vrchat to hook up with virtual twinks, it's where i met my boyfriend
aiedom 2024 年 7 月 9 日 下午 5:03 
hates furries but plays vr chat :fear:
Eugene Hinkle 2024 年 7 月 4 日 上午 12:49 
Awesome guy. Believes christ is lord
Scathis 2024 年 6 月 24 日 下午 10:35 
+rep mf goes hard as demo
nevereatwaffles 2024 年 6 月 24 日 下午 9:04 
goated +rep for giving me a big fat kiss