Dr. Simon Glass
Made in:   China
 
 
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All views posted on my profile or stated within games are my own and do not represent my (past, present or future) employer's views.
No toxic or spammy comments.

FOR THE 15TH TIME, I AM NOT VALVE STAFF. I CANNOT RESTORE YOUR ITEMS, AND CAN'T BAN CHEATERS OR BOTS. STOP CONFUSING "cybersecurity guy that works in the industry" WITH A VALVE STAFF MEMBER. I WILL LAUGH AT YOU AND CALL YOU STUPID.

Hi, I'm Glass.
I work on a lot of cool stuff.
Degree in cybersecurity.
I do what interests me, not what interests others. If you don't like what I do, don't stalk my profile.

Signing my profile down in my comments section is encouraged!

NOTICE
Some children who think they're funny try and impersonate me to scam others, I do not:
- Accept random friend requests
- Take trade offers without context
- Gift you games, especially in the form of external links
- Send a trade first unless arranged beforehand

Scamming is afoot!

If you believe you are talking to a scammer, block and report them as such. Steam does not ban off of a singular report, but if multiple people do the same they will investigate the account before taking appropriate action. Every report counts, even if they're not banned off just your report.

Do not accept random friend requests from people you do not know, have little to no effort put into their profile, and especially do not even have the games you play on recent record. They're adding you to get you to trade them your expensive items, and will run the other way when they have them. Do not believe whatever they tell you, especially if they claim to be working for valve. Valve will simply take your items away if they're not legitimate or contact you with a bright yellow popup on steam that you can't close without acknowledging it if there's a problem.

Steam support does not use discord to talk with you, use the official help system you idiot. That's a scammer using an alternative account to make you think you're talking to a support person. Block both discord accounts and report them to discord using the appropriate reporting tools.

While it's bad taste to use gambling sites, the official ones are legitimate, not the ones you're being approached with in chat and were made last Tuesday
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I run all MVM tours so I should restock weekly.
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AWPMERCHANT.ETF2L 2024년 7월 11일 오전 10시 48분 
+Based
Dr. Simon Glass 2024년 7월 10일 오전 6시 18분 
you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right i play vrchat to hook up with virtual twinks, it's where i met my boyfriend
aiedom 2024년 7월 9일 오후 5시 03분 
hates furries but plays vr chat :fear:
Thewhat89 2024년 7월 4일 오전 12시 49분 
Awesome guy. Believes christ is lord
Scathis 2024년 6월 24일 오후 10시 35분 
+rep mf goes hard as demo
nevereatwaffles 2024년 6월 24일 오후 9시 04분 
goated +rep for giving me a big fat kiss