Recent reviews by Defectus Polaris

Delightfully rebellious sequel that makes you poke modern art. Finally, some vandalism I can enjoy!

This game takes the stuffy "don’t touch the art!" rule and gleefully shreds it. Interacting with abstract masterpieces has never been so satisfying—or so weirdly therapeutic. The puzzles are clever, the art is stylish, and the whole experience feels like a cheeky middle finger to museum guards everywhere.

Minor gripes? Some puzzles flirt with frustration, but honestly, that’s just modern art’s way of saying, "You don’t get me, man." A must-play for anyone who’s ever wanted to deface a Mondrian (legally). 9/10 – Would touch again.

Darkly hilarious mash-up of tower defence and bad vacation choices. Writing is snappy, monsters are ridiculous and the resorts are definitely OSHA approved.
Although, do get it on a DISCOUNT, as as long as you do - you will get your money worth of time-wasting fun.

The game accurately simulates the sheer gravitational pull of a cat sitting on your important documents. Would definitely surrender myself again to such pixelated overlords again. Great game that would make even my cat jealous.

A lawless paradise where I went from humble berry-picker to unhinged capitalist overlord, breeding an army of genetically questionable Pals to mine rocks, fight poachers and operate illegal sweatshops. The line between "adorable creature collector" and "war crime simulator" blurred faster than a Lamball rolling downhill. 10/10 would commit ethical violations again!

If you have ever wanted to build a town where the only zoning law is "yes", Townscraper is your game. Bonus if your final creation makes your friends say "Wait, is that a house of a failed rocket launch?"

I came for a cozy town-building, stayed for the architectural crimes. Worth every penny.

Delightful puzzle-adventure hybrid for Picross fans. If you enjoy nonograms with a bit of extra flair, this is worth a try. While it lacks on lot of every aspects, its a fun challenge.

Cybernetic chaos meets purring detection. Beep beep meeeeow!

Great for cat lovers and anyone who needs a serotonin boost between ranked salt.

10/10. Would find and extinct them again.

Perfect for frog detectives and anyone who needs a brain reset.