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52.1 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
I was a terrorist, with hopes and dreams, I captured Alpha, and waited calmly.
It was time, Alpha was under attack, my time to shine!
"FOR ALLAH!" I shout viciously and pull out my cell phone.
The bomb goes off, killing everyone in and around Alpha, but I still secured the site.
I may have died, but my legend lives on.

-IED Johnny. 1996-2015,
Rip In Pieces you glorious bastard.
Posted 19 March, 2016.
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0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Figured it out, it's pretty good just really confusing. Worth learning.
Posted 5 March, 2016. Last edited 20 October, 2024.
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13.6 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
I love this so far, its like a mix of Fire Emblem and XCOM, I've been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around for the first few hours, busting through the story, and I've gotta say I reccomend this to anyone looking for a fun, story rich game, albeit sometimes the game is a bit slow due to the fact that you can't skip enemy turns, or if you can I certainly havent found a way, but other than that its fun as hell.
Posted 15 August, 2015.
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2.4 hrs on record
Got into a gunfight on a roof, slid off the roof after a man, shot him to death, fell to my death in slow-motion, 10/10 would Boogaloo again.
Posted 2 August, 2015.
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50.3 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
This is by far the most amazing hitman game that I have ever played, I owned it on my ps2, but sadly she died on me, and I now own it on steam, I've loved this game since I played the first mission, and every day for almost three years I played it and messed around and laughed so hard my stomach hurt. This game is definately a must have, if you've read any of these reviews, the only reason I can see not buying this game is that you have no money to spend on it. Good Game. 10/10 Would Manhit again.
Posted 5 December, 2014.
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4.3 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Gud Game. The only problem is that sometimes when you spawn, you get murdered by three charging buffalos and a wasp, and you have a seizure in the corner while they continue to beat your corpse to death.
Posted 5 December, 2014.
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33.9 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
As I walk slowly down the street, brandishing a large machinegun. I notice people staring at me, someone screams "JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?" I look towards him, my disfigured face giving him the most sinister glare. I take out a foam middle finger and smash him in the face, rocketing him into a nearby car. "I feel like I should be taking notes when I'm watchin you." Tiffany tells me. 10/10 I'm a terrifying creature with an inverted face.
Posted 5 October, 2014.
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1.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
I became death itself, unlike a lot of these reviews, I didn't get bored quickly but I wanted to explore every aspect, including the option of murdering everything in my path. Which proved to be fun yet counterproductive.
Posted 22 September, 2014.
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8.7 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Shot myself in the leg. Didn't realize it, fell over face first onto a wall. 8/10.
Posted 22 September, 2014.
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80.3 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
Lovely game for hardcore strategists, or casual strategist, or strategists in general, its a good game to build your skill of strategy and thinking in the midst of combat.
Posted 7 September, 2014.
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