I'm a gamer. ♥♥♥♥ you.

Wall of Notable Quotes:

"I smell lesbians." -Stevey.

"If I had a penny for every retarded thing that came out of Stevey's mouth, I'd retire." -Me

"Do you think that clouds are racist?" -Stevey

"Okay Google, how long is the average human urethra?" -The literal first question I asked my Google Home Mini.


"If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. But if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life" - Stevey

"Listen if I was black I woulda left the ♥♥♥♥♥ with the baby." -Me

"Getchu a ♥♥♥♥♥ who'll let you shoot nerf darts into her ♥♥♥♥♥. Nerf or Nothin." -Stevey.

"I don't want some frumpy harlot using her witch magic to succ the seed from my body and use it for ♥♥♥♥♥ rituals." -Me

My Coworker: "Maybe aids is just God's way of saying being gay ain't right."

"Ancient Japanese Wisdom. It is better to fart while trying to ♥♥♥♥, than ♥♥♥♥ while trying to fart." -Jiro