DarkCrysmasMethod
...Science's name here...   Encinitas, California, United States
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Thanks for stopping by. Would be nice if steam would automatically show me the list of visitors but if you're friendly feel free to announce yourself on the comments. (Lawful Good)
Spiral Knights: Grabthar Level 9 Champion 5 star Shock Gear. Will help out any green-shields stuck in early missions.

Sometimes I play crappy games because its too hot or I don't have the energy to play real games (like TF2 like I used to). But if you can grab my attention I might join you in a quick game.

Awesomenauts recruitment code: 5NKL-J2JX-BU6R (Don't worry only 8 of 50 slots used)

Natural Selection (a free Half-Life the Firste mod) [www.naturalselection.com]
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Repository for all things Engrish [www.engrish.com]
Steamrep of myself [steamrep.com]
steamhistory.net of myself [steamhistory.net]
https://steamladder.com/profile/76561197963728455/
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Codename Gordon secret install link [http//steam]

FYI
My screen name isn't a drug reference. Its that movie "The Dark Crystal" combined with that techno band "The Crystal Method". I just let science do the rest.

If somehow we pass eachother and you belt out the Dinosaucer's theme then I'm certain we will be good friends.


Apparently I'm quite a beast at foruming.
https://s.team/y22/fgtjgk?l=english 2022
https://store.steampowered.com/yearinreview/76561197963728455/2023 2023
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I solve practical problems.
I don't friend on the first date/the instant we meet. I'll just hit ignore, no hard feelings. These things... take time. I'll accept invites to official Valve-created groups and official groups for games I have or want (But I'm probably already there)

(Also I have a very specific funny quantity of friends to maintain. If there is suddenly room you might have a spot. Until then feel free to follow and subscribe to my profile comments section or whatever else interests you.)

I hate all pirates, particularly game pirates. Announcing you are playing the cracked version will certainly get my attention, reporting you on steam, blocking, death, reanimation and then death again, and followed by a prompt unfriending.
:cleanseal::summer2019boost:

"BYE" dog:
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.500264718.2947/st%2Csmall%2C215x235-pad%2C210x230%2Cf8f8f8.lite-1.jpg

For when I'm too busy to join your in-progress game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30LZ_0AsQQ8

Undertale Dogsong medley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NmeUMIialw

Not scientifically possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK0KBKrRwbo

Transformers Catalog (The one you get IN THE BOX):
http://botchthecrab.com/gallery/catalog_1985_large_a.jpg
http://botchthecrab.com/gallery/catalog_1985_large_b.jpg

"Strike while the irony is hot!"

The eternal question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgS50Y06bnY
("Why can't we be friends?" by WAR)

I have bad news...
You are NOT the edgelord!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BriHy4kxkDM

Dereferencing a null pointer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHL75H_VEM

View YOUR steam account data
https://help.steampowered.com/en/accountdata
I don't know why they never made a link to this from your profile page (or anywhere) and I saw someone else post this link (I don't know how one would discover it unless a mod revealed it)

Good day indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt3lDso0wIk

How about no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

I found this humerus
https://6dollarshirts.com/image/cache/data/designs/001top100/0000ifoundhumerus/humerus-black-750x750.jpg

Its laundry day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76sfk78w5NY

Pain! How dare you use that word!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfKXiVQnEyE

"Oh the irony! Its too much!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arkg5gc9Goc

Gilbert Gottfried knows what you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L07t8yd_a4

Oh and my trade link
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=3462727&token=YDTuZZ2_

Pyro guide:
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2055683414
I'll certainly be studying this very carefully.

Are you bored?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1uc7ohS7cU

Don't be salty
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/893/624/af8.jpg

Do you know where you are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kqbKEqzsAI

Lighto eats lots of things with his right hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAHw-TWV6M

It is Dragonite, my acquaintances!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe9O90cD80

Sometimes there are benefits to noticing two things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoKbenBleQo

Here at The Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtsvsLFYYSg

Don't forget your umbrella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9fFPLrO3RU

Citrus Rage speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkgiJD9KuM

Behaving at the dinner table, Wolverine style.
https://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Mutant-Yelling-1.jpg

Asking the right question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8E_pmKKcU

HowToRamen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8y3SSmz4sg

Trust me, I know what I'm doing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjwX-zMRxO0

Ah, I found the perfect game for me... No nausea from those VR Headsets, weird 3D or even 2D graphics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSvECzuaYn0

Don't worry, I can fix it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1En6FKd5Pk

Lets talk about the ducks
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0067/6996/7188/products/03-tshirt-mockup_1024x1024_2x_ab383a2a-d3c7-4331-8b3b-6bc163d53734_1024x1024.jpg?v=1612555114

Don't be like Lex Luthor:
https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/RHFIYPTV43ICN3ONZYVT6CUIG7QFOOPX.jpeg

Do you know who I am? You must not know... (The non-Juggernaut link)
https://giphy.com/gifs/useUF6IHpTqSc

Urban mech video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pyCsu0QRO0

Kaiba telling you his opinions on rules:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqcdek9dLyM

Understanding the reference:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/tnYri4n2Frnig/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e470yidp609r0uwo75wo2tcsoemxgv93jvu38nrt8b1&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

How to greet a handsome person:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViP8l88wnas

How to get every Wheel of Fortune puzzle wrong but still come out a winner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM-_ThnAk4A

We need to construct additional Timmy's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsGnYuQwsOI

A problem of accuracy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-NkyEFTmo

Your pillows wouldn't like me when I'm angry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5wQeBLQ194

What the end of support for Win7,8 and 8.1 means to people who don't upgrade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob26ZomPRGc

What did you call me Spongebob?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH5lCVwugEM

A non-number that is greater than two but less than four
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/discussions/forum/12/3802778195618427517/?tscn=1690737123#c3802778195625501805

"I can only count to four"(Bodies hit the floor parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es

The count song... except unnecessarily censored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYvhB00Pu7o

The Dark Knight Joker making a pencil disappear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAc5Pr52_XM

Riker knows what is possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohkGc1neJdk

Me acknowledging you have a point of view, but its not valid for this current discussion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c

The files are IN the computer. Its so simple!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV3Oncvz_cU

"Two weeks"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uYB2y3zP-s

2024 Steam Awards Nominations link
https://store.steampowered.com/steamawards/nominations/76561197963728455?k=2097948648335101202

"Steam Replay 2024" link
https://s.team/y24/fgtjgk?l=english
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hCerisu ❤ 15 grudnia o 14:02 
Added to ask a question
Punisher 3 grudnia o 1:47 
Can you help with an achievement in the game Spiral Knights? We already have 6/8 players.
ǤɇnɇɍȺł ɌɏᵾꝁȺɨ 2 grudnia o 0:15 
DarkCrystalMethod helps when the universe and all its workings are in equilibrium to create the perfect circumstances for his help to be needed. Be patient, and you shall discover that everything you pursue will come easier.
Punisher 29 listopada o 23:57 
No desire to join or help?
Tendou Arisu 29 listopada o 10:49 
I got banned from tf2 chat for being a tf2 person
最後 24 listopada o 7:54 
Theory: DarkCrystalMethod has a Steam account
Conclusion: Confirmed True
Evidence: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/DarkCrystalMethod