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Hassey of the House Walrus, First of his name, The Iced, King of the Huddle & the First Walruses, High King of Antarctica, Khal of the Great Iced Sea, Protector of the Realm, King of the Seven Continents, Breaker of Tusks & Father of the Frost Wyrm

No Hagrid, i'm just Hassey.
Man can never be Hass.
I'm the Hass-man, Skeebababadabo
Hassey the Hassquatch
Du Hasst Mich
Hassanova
Fidel Hasstro