GCU Phi's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 8:28am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 8:25am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 12:01pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:04pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 2:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:17pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 3:56am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 3:03am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 3:47am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 12:13pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 1:32pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 4:06am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 2:39am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 3:36am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 11:40am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 10:46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 12:00pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:35pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 12:45pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 3:17am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 11:46am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 3:51am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 2:32am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 12:57pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 12:18pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 11:26am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 11:25am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 3:22am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 3:24am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 2:35am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 8:25am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 3:42am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 8:33am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 11:24am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 1:00pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 11:30am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 8:34am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 8:32am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 2:23am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:09am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 8:27am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 8:37am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 2:32am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 5:03am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 11:40am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 8:34am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 8:51am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 1:03pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:07am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 4:08am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 10:57pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 12:34am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 8:46am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 3:05pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 1:17pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 8:06am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:52pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:25pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 9:09am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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