Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của GCU Phi

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:28am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:25am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:01pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:04pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg07, 2015 @ 2:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:17pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 3:56am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg06, 2015 @ 3:03am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 3:47am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:13pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:32pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:06am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:39am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 3:36am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 11:40am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 10:46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:00pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg05, 2016 @ 12:35pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:45pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 3:17am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg05, 2016 @ 11:46am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 3:51am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:32am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:57pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:18pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 11:26am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 11:25am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 3:22am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg07, 2015 @ 3:24am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:35am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:25am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 3:42am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:33am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 11:24am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:00pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg06, 2015 @ 11:30am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:34am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:32am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:23am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:09am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:27am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:37am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:32am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 5:03am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg06, 2015 @ 11:40am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:34am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg05, 2023 @ 7:55am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:51am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:03pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg06, 2015 @ 4:07am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg07, 2015 @ 4:08am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg05, 2016 @ 10:57pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg05, 2016 @ 12:34am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg05, 2016 @ 8:46am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg05, 2016 @ 3:05pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg05, 2016 @ 1:17pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg05, 2016 @ 8:06am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg05, 2016 @ 12:52pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg05, 2016 @ 12:25pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg05, 2016 @ 9:09am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

29 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

19 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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