Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 GCU Phi

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 8:28am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 1:16pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 8:25am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 12:01pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 1:04pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2015 @ 2:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 1:17pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 3:56am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2015 @ 3:03am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 3:47am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 12:13pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 1:32pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2015 @ 4:06am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2015 @ 2:39am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 3:36am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 11:40am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 10:46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 12:00pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Didapatkan pada 27 Mei 2016 @ 12:35pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 12:45pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 3:17am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 24 Mei 2016 @ 11:46am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 3:51am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 2:32am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 12:57pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 12:18pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 11:26am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 11:25am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 3:22am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2015 @ 3:24am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2015 @ 2:35am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 8:25am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 3:42am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 8:33am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 11:24am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 1:00pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2015 @ 11:30am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:34am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 8:32am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 2:23am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2015 @ 9:09am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 8:27am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 8:37am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 2:32am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 5:03am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2015 @ 11:40am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:34am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 30 Mei 2023 @ 7:55am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2015 @ 8:51am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 27 Jun 2015 @ 1:03pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2015 @ 4:07am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2015 @ 4:08am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 25 Mei 2016 @ 10:57pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 26 Mei 2016 @ 12:34am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Didapatkan pada 26 Mei 2016 @ 8:46am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Didapatkan pada 26 Mei 2016 @ 3:05pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Didapatkan pada 27 Mei 2016 @ 1:17pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Didapatkan pada 26 Mei 2016 @ 8:06am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Didapatkan pada 27 Mei 2016 @ 12:52pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Didapatkan pada 27 Mei 2016 @ 12:25pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 26 Mei 2016 @ 9:09am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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