When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game all the way to angry Birds seasons and HD and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden Terence showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Terence plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Hello I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and Im under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam. Im quite popular around here in this community, so if you require any guidance-please contact me. I'll assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, Im not opposed in the event you are interested in me as many women often are. Im a man of standard, and I dont bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers.... So rest assured that I'll not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a companion, a partner and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. Would you like to play Valorant? Im a peak gold 3, so I'd be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together

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