Do not put your penis in a blender
The amount of pain you would feel would be huge. No matter how tempting or sexy, it is not worth it. Even if it will stop you from losing NNN, just don’t. There are no benefits of doing this, only downsides.

One: you lose your penis

Two: you will probably never probably want to use that blender again, costing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to get another one.

Three: the amount of money for the medical bills may kill you. It may cost even more if you or someone else is unable to drive you to the hospital

Overall you just shouldn’t put your penis in a blender. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!

literlly september incident causer

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Hi , My names Tracy ,
I'm a young , single , bottom heavy , bbw , I'm always trying to lose weight , unfortunately for me I carry most of it in my lower body , giving me a very pear shape look . But I do like my body just the way it is . I just wish I was a little smaller and more people would accept overweight/ obese girls that look like me , maybe one day they will ? Everyday tasks that normal size people do , can sometimes be quite challenging for a girl like me . In my teens I use to worked at a Donut shop . Working there didn't help me much weight wise , I binged daily on free donuts . I was 15 with a 38 - DD cup , a big ass and was 330 lbs , by the time I was 18 I was 380 lbs and more than a few inches wider . I've gained alot of weight in the last few years though . I'm just a plain looking , overweight farm girl , nobody special or anything ? I love reading fat girl stories as well .

Did September nyoom thing

When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game all the way to angry Birds seasons and HD and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden Terence showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Terence plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up