Last night, I dreamt that a baby started peeing on me and instead of dodging it and wiping it off, I just stood there and turned in slow circles to get fully saturated.

Sometimes🤑i get a little freaky at night😈 so i tiptoe out of my house without getting caught 😼and then i sneak up to one of the nearby graveyards🤫and start digging up the graves until the corpses are bare to broad moonlight and then i start urinating on them😳to relieve myself and then reburry the corpses again as if nothing happened

Hello I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and Im under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam. Im quite popular around here in this community, so if you require any guidance-please contact me. I'll assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, Im not opposed in the event you are interested in me as many women often are. Im a man of standard, and I dont bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers.... So rest assured that I'll not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a companion, a partner and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. Would you like to play Valorant? Im a peak gold 3, so I'd be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together

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Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic American boy, but deep down I am Nihonjin desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihonjin like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

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