you could actually own a Howdah but you refuse to invest a few thousand euros to commission those italian artisans still producing them

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I don’t consider chicken to be real meat. People who only eat chicken and say they aren’t vegetarians are just a bunch of sissies.

Go eat chicken nuggets like a big boy/girl and brag about how badass you are for being a “meat-itarian.”
You wanna know meat? Ever eaten crocodile barbecue? Now that’s what I call real meat.

Nettes Level

„m..m.mark..mark uwe“ sagt das känguru: „hier unten mark uwe. i-ich habe mich in eine verfickte gewürzgurke verwandelt“