Recent reviews by Revolver Oshawott

Banned evolution, banned cars, super green, got killed by liberals.

10/10

The goold old RPG genre is back!

Sneaked into a house to solve a murder, stole smelly undies instead.

Would recommend, amazing.

The best Telltale game, when it comes to "The walking dead-ish" gameplay/storytelling.

Highly recommended.

Drink scotch with a pig.

A game that's for anybody's enjoyment.

So, I've owned this game since It's release and I can now finally say that i love it.

I injected a homeless hooker with a drug that made her eyes bleed.

Need I say more?

buy it

drek.

Cyka.

nothing special, nothing new, boring.

I will recommend this game because the game itself is mind-blowingly awesome. NOTE: you will need a controller to be able to play this properly.

Dark Souls is (was) one of my favorite console games, up there with Demon's Souls. The game tells a story very sublty, but the story is rich and the land is incredibly immersive. The soundtrack will send shivers down your spine and you will absolotely not regret buying this game.

However, the game is hard, and you will rage, a lot.

Yes.

Emnperor edition does the game the way it should have been (playable.) While I do recommend this game in it's current state to anybody willing to spend their hard earned cash on it, let this work as a reminder for us who actually pre-purchase total war games. We get a early acsess game, in which we pay ten times more for at release, and have it being early acsess for a year, and after a year they release the emperor edition to fix the ♥♥♥♥ out of the game.

I will not deny it, I had my longest game of Rome II with a friend of mine yesterday that lasted about 7 hours, and we are about to continue today. We had a lot of fun, the new politics system works perfectly and we won't have to worry about de-syncing all the time.

All in all, this is the complete package. Now Creative assemly can make the Blood & Gore DLC free for anybody who bought it (seriously, it should not even be a DLC which gives this game a huge minus.)


7.5/10

I would love to recommend this game for everyone; but it is not for everyone. EvE online is a MMORPG that rewards the player for spending a lot of time with it, maintaining a good amount of money income, can result in you being able to buy game time with in-game money.

The game is based around Corporations (guilds) and corporation wars. There are also pirates, that are out there in low-sectors to generally be a pain in the ass to you and of course, you could join them if you really want to.

The Idea of EvE is great, however, it's learning curve is too much for post people. Which is why I tell you to get the trial before you even consider buying this game (even if it is on a sale.) it is a great game, I love it.