Recent reviews by BumKing

great game

I haven't had any major bugs so my experience with this game has been astounding.

Being able to experience the exhileration of suicide without dying.

10/10 would die again

I saw an eagle fly away with a pig.

11/10

Once upon a time me and my friends survived starvation barely for thirty days. One day on the fourtieth day on the fourtierh night wereFRICKINGwolves attack us.I had expertly created a wall arojnd our village with one entrance prior to their attack.Three wolves rushed in and two stood in the only entrance.At this time I regret life.They destroyed everything in their way. Being low on everything after we killed them we went out for food and FOUND A FREAKING DRAGO.....A DRAGON BRO. Dragon killed us all.We cried and proceeded to talk about that scene from man of steel that the life pods of prisoners looked like dildos.

10/10 would talk about man of steeldos again

Made a penis to fly into space
Flew penis into space
Detached head of penis in space
Penis spun uncontrollably in space
Penis exploded

10/10 would erectile disfuction again

I used to be an asassin like you until I took a tree branch to a sesamoid bone called the patella.

10/10 would fall from tree again

I discovered that attempting to spawn materials drops a static green bar thingy that if spawned outside your ship accidentally will endlessly iritate you.

10/10 would cheat again

Do you hate long hours of gaming without leveling up, waiting on loading bars, putting up with modders, and gruesome cussing? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, this game is not for you. It is for me because I dont care how repetitive and time consuming it is. The reason being is because I have a friend to play this with, seriously do not play this unless you got a buddy. If you do this game has flawless brain numbing coop. 11/10 stars

Well no I don't reccomend it. MOST AWESOME LEGO GAME EVER but, WHAT HAPPENED TO BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES?!!???!?!