Grew up drawing happy animals, Drew so many happy animals I thought I was going to be a teacher and make the world a happier place.

Said ♥♥♥♥ that.

Made a waifu army instead, enslaved hundreds of women to do my bidding and sent them into war on foot while I hid in a tank all safe and sound. Told my male soliders to trust me and that I would never betray them, Told them to go look for supplies, sent them into a minefield instead, eliminated all male competition, Only waifu for me. Set a J cup minimum entry requirement. Met the bustiest woman I've ever seen, Fell in love, But shock she was my enemy. Did the only right thing, killed her childhood lover with my bare hands and took her down to the beach to check out her melons.

The next time I draw an animal I'll put a mirror in the sketch book,

I am the real animal.

Game of the year.

Does getting married and having children and dying sound like a boring life to you? Good news! You can cheat on your wife! Enjoy this mind boggling puzzle game and you will be rewarded with a younger and much better prettier girlfriend!

Ignore all the hate and looks of shame as you slowly unlock amazing lewd photos just for you that you can take to the bathroom to research!

Every day a new puzzle presents itself, You will be put through hell and back, your brain will feel like it is exploding from the inside out as you try to solve all these head-scratchers but it will all be worth it because panty shots!

Japanese developers sure know the way to my heart! And my wallet! This thrilling drama is an instant classic and you'll be asking yourself questions and doing things you never thought possible before! Turn into that sick sadistic psychopath you've always been!

Remember to send your good pal Calcifer, some of those photos after you're done!