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yooooo, sorry for vomiting on your cat last night

Hi I’m sorry to hear about your 12 year old brother stuck in a vegetative state… thanks for reaching out to me, I am more than happy to help take him to his special ed classes and provide snacks since you don’t have any means for transportation and you are already out of food stamps for the month.. it’s hard to do it all. It is okay to not want the burden of taking care of an impaired family member.

Look man, I know we had a lot of fun together back in college, but you gotta behave yourself. My wife doesn't want you around anymore after you insulted her ground up cockroach and sesame seasoning she put on the ribs last week during our backyard barbeque. You just wouldn't stop complaining about it. Now you're pretending to be some Jamaican guy on my profile. What the hell is up with that? We aren't in our 20s anymore. I'm putting my foot down and ending our friendship. It was fun while it lasted.

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