The Imperator of Omaha, NE
John Smith I
Omaha, Nebraska, United States
Our humble Imperator, John Smith I is known by many names. To some, He is heralded as "The Scourge of Iowa". To some, He is toted as "The Judgement of the Midwest". To those under his benevolent rule, He is known simply as the "Imperator of Omaha". Regardless of mortal afflictions, all will give up their hearts and minds to His conquest when under the veil of his exalted tongue. May His journey to Godhood be swift and forgiving to us all.

- Recalled from His court scribe, Kyle Snell, First of His Name
Our humble Imperator, John Smith I is known by many names. To some, He is heralded as "The Scourge of Iowa". To some, He is toted as "The Judgement of the Midwest". To those under his benevolent rule, He is known simply as the "Imperator of Omaha". Regardless of mortal afflictions, all will give up their hearts and minds to His conquest when under the veil of his exalted tongue. May His journey to Godhood be swift and forgiving to us all.

- Recalled from His court scribe, Kyle Snell, First of His Name
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Hours played
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Recent Activity
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last played on 22 Aug
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Jeff11 8 Jun @ 10:40am 
People say I'm ugly because my nose is the size of a stapler and my head is twice the size of a regular persons head
Yolkel 20 May @ 10:17pm 
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

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pingleton brinkstone 6 Apr @ 4:27pm 
I come home and my room is covered in human ♥♥♥♥ because of you. What the ♥♥♥♥. Im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurt you dude. :lunar2019smilingpig:
Yolkel 6 Apr @ 2:37pm 
Dude, what the freak is wrong with you? First you come to my mom's house and then you PORK her??? I am so freaking pissed right now and it's ALL YOUR FAULT. Go back to those printed pictures and LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE.

PS: Do you know when David is calling us about the audit reports? He was supposed to call yesterday during the meeting, but he ended up being sick and haven't heard from him since.
Jeff11 14 Mar @ 5:34am 
Hey man my cat is dead. After you threw up all over my cat I had to take her to the hospital, she'd been fighting for 9 days before she passed. I know it was an accident but after this loss I just don't know how to live anymore. I can't drink water without feeling like i'm drowning, i can't eat without thinking of you vomiting and killing my cat. Everything is unbearable right now so I'm going to leave this earth tonight and take all yall down with me. If you never threw up on my cat, Backwood, he would still be alive today and I wouldn't have to air out my local Mega Saver. Anyways just letting you know because pretty much its all your fault for whats about to happen...
spooky 1 Mar @ 6:19pm 
Hey you gotta quit copying my destiny 2 loadouts. For the love of Crota (son of Oryx) please get some creativity dude, I’m tired of it and I don’t even wanna know how many other guardians you are doing this to. Watch some YouTube vids if you wanna make builds but don’t steal others hard work. Like you just had to steal my original pvp crimils dagger loadout for trials this week. Hope trials really works out for you… NOT!