Recent reviews by Kim Jong Goon

Go back I want to be monke

Drink the mouthwash

I love the Alien franchise and all, but this game is honestly pretty boring. There aren't many players so for the price tag, it's not worth it. I'd buy it on sale.

This game is poorly optimized and runs like hot crap. I have a mid tier build and running this game on low settings made my PC run in high temps with unstable frames. Hopefully they'll fix it soon. I even see reviews about people with high end GPUs having the same problem as me.

Feels a little repetitive and there aren't many trials in right now, which makes you replay them. (good for speedrunning though) I was able to complete all of the base trials in about 8 hrs. Other than that, it can be pretty fun especially with friends. It looks like they have a rotation of events and slightly different modes. I really hope they add more trials in the future that feel unique from the base ones.

I can't wait to Croft all over the killers

Man, I love gambling

Sable "I'm not like other girls" Ward.

Demodoggy lives!

He should've been free, along with Quan Chi and Ermac.