Recent reviews by NΘMAD [Tako]

EAC is poo poo and so is this game lolz

This is my First Souls Game and despite having performance issues... This is a singleplayer Game I have always wanted... Zero Microtransactions make every achievement in this game feel rewarding because nobody can just buy Weapons/Runes/ Levels and outclass your hardwork by simply having money... This game is hard and you might Die to a Boss again and again and again but when you finally beat them it's so worth it! You get amazing looking weapons and armors just by playing the Game and I absolutely love this game...

Few things can still be improved tho like Keyboard and mouse controls, Removing the fps cap, Improve performance and for the Love of God... nerf the Shrimps!

Yennefer best girl.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☑ Point and Click
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ There's only story here

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

This game is basically a visual novel. Fading to black is immersion-breaking and is used too much that it lacks continuity. You just point and click but nothing else you have to do. The story is great of course because it's Written by Lovecraft but it seriously lacks engagement. I would at least want to walk a bit or climb by myself without the automatic cutscene fading into black. I already read the story so I might be biased and didn't find any fun in the Gameplay except the sound effects and the World creation which was pretty neat.

Potato Servers
Full of Cheaters
SBMM sucky
Buggy mess
All these issues but Respawn wants to fix Tap Strafing first.

This game is a shadow of what it could have been. So much wasted potential. When you roam the city you see all the unfinished work and wonder how beautiful it could have been. This game makes me sad.

⠀⠀Cyan Sus⠀



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I have played this Game for two hours.. And about 1 hour of which is trying to connect to server.

Nero my boii is bacc 10/10