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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I honestly applaud all those who stuck by this scam artist of a developer. I truly hope it get's finished and in a good way, but I personally see the owner of this game as top of the scum pile. Almost as bad as Donde (isle's head developer)

Update: Asked for 12k, got 500K, promised original dragon models for the steam launch (the original day it showed up on steam), promised to hire more than just himself to help development... failed and broke all these promises, then finally... 3 years later... releases first original dragon model. AFTER getting investigated, AFTER staying silent for nearly 2 years, attacking anyone who asked questions that should be asked (like where are those replacement models you promised back in 2019?). I asked a 3d animator/model designer if 12k was enough to replace 3 store bought models with original ones at the same graphics level as at least high end Skyrim... and the answer was absolutely able to make that happen with 11k. So why 2.5 years? why all the failed promises and aggression towards anyone asking about where the product was? Why sue someone for buying and using store bought/free content to unironically recreate the exact version of the game currently on steam to prove your a fake developer? Not their fault this product has so much baggage. It's the sole developer (now at least with one more developer... woweeeeeeee! 2 whole developers people! F this game lol. have fun playing a giant scam guys.

Um. yeah. didn't do their own models, charging us for those models, flight is crap, game runs poorly for me. Like, I'd rather go back to early Isle Legacy than keep playing this complete pile of crap. It's a total money scam. The dev's shouldn't be allowed to keep working on this game, because they just want money. 8 dollars for an incomplete dragon who's model they didn't even bother to make themselves. Complete joke. Buy at your own discretion, I don't really care. Cool if you like it, but have fun knowing you wasted 20 bucks for 3 dragons and one magma thing... 3 of these are locked behind something, and the only playable dragons include one DLC dragon... IN EARLY ACCESS. WHY IS THERE EFFING DLC IN AN EFFING BETA VERSION GAME STILL IN EXTREME EARLY ACCESS? Cause they only want money and will soon enough abandon the project once they get enough crap shoved together to be a "game" in the eyes of the law. F this company and these devs.
Posted 3 August, 2021. Last edited 10 November, 2023.
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48.9 hrs on record
This game is awesome. Seriously... You can rule the galaxy as Groots.... what more you need?
Posted 11 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
I honestly can't do a proper review about how terrible this game is. I just wouldn't do it justice since no amount of words can describe the giant pile of horse crap this game and company are now. lol. Just save yourself the time and money and go buy a PS2 and get NBA Live 07, or 2k 14. Just ignore this outdated crap sim.
Posted 27 March, 2021.
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77.2 hrs on record (77.0 hrs at review time)
After a lot of thought, I've decided to change my review. In terms of customization... it's bloody fantastic. one of the best character creation systems in a game I've seen. In terms of gameplay and such, it's still solid, and a well above par lewd game. HOWEVER... when you stop to really think about the story and why steam can't have the full game on it's thing (you need to download a free patch from the publishers official site to play the story mode), it starts to get a bit cringe. Then you realize the whole "all characters are 18+" is just a lie so they game show girls that look underage but aren't for legal reasons, and then you see all the child characters people modded into the game. That's where I got out of this game. It's basically how to catch a predator in disguise. and the story is honestly so f***ing cringe and creepy. only guy in a "university" (really highschool), to teach the female students how to "socialize" with men... such a old school porno story line... only with children who are "18+"... but really aren't. Def will recommend the character creator of the game, and in terms of the actual sex gameplay, it's well made... it's just too creepy for me. I can't play it anymore after taking the time to think about the game in more depth and light to what it's trying to actually do. It's a pedo game, with a fantastic character creation system.
Posted 19 March, 2021. Last edited 14 August, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
It's.... very thought out. It's not one of those mashed together pieces of crap with no enticing elements except sex. This one actually shows that the creators put thought into it. Even though the final scene is a bit... rapey, it's still more than worth the price tag. Good job guys.

When I say the final scene is a bit rapey... I mean actual rape. Uncomfortable rape. I do not regret getting the game, but as a few others have mentioned, please remember this is just a game, that actually shows why hitchhiking can lead to good and bad experiences and you should NEVER actually trust strangers. xD
Posted 19 March, 2021. Last edited 15 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.2 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
Overall.... it's a fun time, I didn't personally find many bugs myself, but I only speak for myself on that end. I feel like it's launch was definitely rushed and it really did need several more months at least to smooth out the game, but it's still a fun game. At launch I'd say you should pass on it, but right now it seems to be mostly put together, although I feel it's only worth around 45-50 at the highest price tag. So, purchase at your own risk, but there are certainly much much worse games out there, as well as much better ones.
Posted 10 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record
Insanely fun. Also adorable little plant creatures ^.^
Posted 14 February, 2021.
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3,696.9 hrs on record (98.5 hrs at review time)
Overall, it's a huge step up in so many ways. The main downside is randomly losing ALL you edit data. This has happened 5 separate times for me. I understand this is probably a rare if not exclusive occurrence, but I still feel it should be mentioned. I'm tired of either downloading mods, or editing stuff myself, and then losing it. losing hours upon hours of editing and work is just not fun. Overall, again, this game is definitely worth the price tag. It still has it's issues sure, but nothing SO massive as to make it unplayable. I do hope my specific issue is just that... MY issue. Have fun!
Posted 3 February, 2021.
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5.3 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I hate fudging spiders. I still love the game. That should tell you all you need to know. (PS. They have an anti spider slider xD).
Posted 28 December, 2020.
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12,225.2 hrs on record (114.5 hrs at review time)
Gotta edit this. I've got over 2 thousand hours now and I feel like with the latest updates and dlc, plus the ones about to come out, I need to re-write the review. First off, this is hands down one of the greatest historical strategy games ever made. On top of that, there's a literal continent worth of various mods, some far more NSFW than others, but that's the beauty of modding. Basically if there's something you may want added into the game and it isn't added by paradox, go to the workshop and it's a 99% probability of it being in there. But you don't even need major mods unless you want to. I have multiple mod setups, all for different things and have saves for each one. Paradox is a breath of fresh air though in the industry, and while certainly out to make money, they do not do so at their fans expense like some others do. They legitimately care about their community, both new and old, and listen to their ideas, complaints, and so on. Even now they continuously shell out new updates for free (with paid dlc sometimes too) in order to make the game feel more realistic. Better AI, more cultural interactions and such, as well as a new dlc that adds and updates a game play style are the next major update, and you bet you booty they are gonna be great. If you're unsure of this game, thats fine, just one last piece of info for you... MULTIPLAYER!!!!!!!

Fricken' 12/10
Posted 28 December, 2020. Last edited 30 August, 2022.
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