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Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham.
It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk.
God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence.
The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat.
It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order.
It is hubris manifest, We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
With Viper by our side, our hopes collide.
A teammate, yes, but skills he lacks, it's true,
In game mechanics, he falls short and blue.
In pixel realms, we strive to win the day,
But Viper's struggles often lead astray.
His misplaced shots and missteps on the go,
Turn victory into a crushing blow.
Our team's cohesion fractured by his plight,
Yet still, we try to keep our spirits bright.
But oh, the frustration that does ensue,
As Viper's fumbles make our chances few.
In Dust II's sands, we venture forth to fight,
But Viper's errors leave us in a plight.
Dear CS:GO, we cherish you no less,
Yet Viper's flaws bring forth our deep distress.
Though he may lack the skills, we persevere,
In hopes that progress comes, it's still unclear.
For now, we'll bear the burden of his strain,
And hope that one day, Viper's skills shall gain.
With mixed emotions, we press on anew,
And strive to win, with or without Viper's cue.