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phong thread 14 Jun @ 2:48pm 
Annnnnddddd cue the poop coming out my angus...
ruka 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30am 
"Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it"
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham.
It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk.
God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence.
The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat.
It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order.
It is hubris manifest, We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
m r d a w g z a 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm 
Oh, CS:GO, a rollercoaster ride,
With Viper by our side, our hopes collide.
A teammate, yes, but skills he lacks, it's true,
In game mechanics, he falls short and blue.

In pixel realms, we strive to win the day,
But Viper's struggles often lead astray.
His misplaced shots and missteps on the go,
Turn victory into a crushing blow.

Our team's cohesion fractured by his plight,
Yet still, we try to keep our spirits bright.
But oh, the frustration that does ensue,
As Viper's fumbles make our chances few.

In Dust II's sands, we venture forth to fight,
But Viper's errors leave us in a plight.
Dear CS:GO, we cherish you no less,
Yet Viper's flaws bring forth our deep distress.

Though he may lack the skills, we persevere,
In hopes that progress comes, it's still unclear.
For now, we'll bear the burden of his strain,
And hope that one day, Viper's skills shall gain.

With mixed emotions, we press on anew,
And strive to win, with or without Viper's cue.
REKLESS 19 Jun, 2023 @ 1:03pm 
hey looking to tray de I wan t u are KNIFE
Stomedy 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am 
My favourite cinnamon stick this one
AJ 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am 
The Majesty of our Lord is exalted
Stomedy 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am 
I just sent a 1 hour video to steam support showing proof of you cheating, including on your alts. Your gonna be banned very, very soon. Enjoy your ban ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ https://youtu.be/lyEnojPakUw?t=97
Viper 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am 
I'm mos better than you Seismic
Ken Masters 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm 
This bra's soema Global wtf!!!?
Snowy 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm 
@ELITETHETROLLER
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Stomedy 30 Jun, 2021 @ 1:19pm 
Ewoo
Viper 9 Feb, 2021 @ 2:42am 
Hi
AJ 8 Feb, 2021 @ 11:18am 
hi
REKLESS 8 Feb, 2021 @ 11:17am 
damn i really had to log on to a whole ass different account to flame your ass. ♥♥♥♥ you indian - Alex
AJ 31 Oct, 2020 @ 9:52am 
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Alkebolan 23 Oct, 2020 @ 10:05am 
I once observed a young male, Kako, inadvertently blocking an older, female juvenile, Leslie, from moving along a branch. First, Leslie pushed him; Kako, who was not very confident in trees, tightened his grip, grinning nervously. Next Leslie gnawed on one of his hands, presumably to loosen his grasp. Kako uttered a sharp peep and stayed put. Then Leslie rubbed her vulva against his shoulder. This gesture calmed Kako, and he moved along the branch. It seemed that Leslie had been very close to using force but instead had reassured both herself and Kako with sexual contact.
astr0 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:03pm 
● *DEAD* st0neman : forgive him
● *DEAD* st0neman : hes from yemen
● *DEAD* Viper : ???? ♥♥♥♥ YOU
Dr-Slayer™ 3 Sep, 2019 @ 4:49am 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Chams
⠀└⠀✅Trigger
⠀└⠀✅Rage
Dr-Slayer™ 2 Sep, 2019 @ 7:17am 
A dom naai
REKLESS 11 May, 2019 @ 12:42pm 
The other day, I was walking to east campus to write my ecos test and some kid on a tour randomly asked me what a husband and wife do after their wedding on the same night. I feel like I shouldn't have answered "pomp mekaar." Oh well.
Jeb Bush 19 Jul, 2018 @ 10:58am 
13
Viper 13 Jun, 2018 @ 6:38am 
shap hond
Parlay 3 Jun, 2018 @ 12:49pm 
I was what you would call tonedeaf. The Beatles, Kanye West, and Carly Rae Jepson all sounded the same to me. I was never into music.

That all changed when my brother played Guilotene around me for the first time. I was instantly hooked. I listened to all Death Grips records. I have some Death Grips posters on my wall. I even meet the members of Death Grips in my dream. Last night, me and Stefan were discussing LOTR.

Even though I have never met the band, it feels like I am friends with them. If I were to ever meet them, I would give them a great big hug. I'm pretty sure that they would feel the same way as well. I guess you could say I'm like their fourth member.

So when Anthony Fantano tells me that Flies and Streaky were meh, I get really upset. Death Grips are the pinnacle of music. Everything they do is good. ♥♥♥♥ that Brother Louie ass melon head.
REKLESS 17 Feb, 2018 @ 7:38am 
Hypnotist: racist child born out of wedlock
Hypnotist: you will die
Wake_^ 23 Dec, 2017 @ 3:40pm 
*♥ℳ𝒆𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼*♥
Parlay 19 Nov, 2017 @ 2:13am 
...the thing u white pigs won't get is dat Africa never ask for u paleface monkeys to come to africa...stay in ur European caves u crakkka pig
REKLESS 30 Oct, 2017 @ 3:59am 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
REKLESS 19 Sep, 2017 @ 2:03am 
I'm that ♥♥♥♥ who uploads YouTube videos! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Parlay 25 Aug, 2017 @ 12:24pm 
massive mohammed
Infinity 29 Jul, 2017 @ 1:47pm 
gay gulism ever :>
REKLESS 23 Jul, 2017 @ 10:27am 
Uncle Viper: Where was God during slavery??
astr0 2 Jul, 2017 @ 10:37am 
Logan Paul is the founder and creator of the Logang, a group of followers that are not only amazing but extremely savage.
REKLESS 31 Mar, 2017 @ 2:11pm 
Signed by the man, the myth, the legend: 1.7 Rating
AJ 17 Mar, 2017 @ 7:38am 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) curry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Viper 30 Jan, 2017 @ 12:32am 
ZERTICAN 20 minutes ago
5:12 PM - Viper: np lord*
stockfish 30 Jan, 2017 @ 12:12am 
5:12 PM - Viper: np lord
Viper 23 Jan, 2017 @ 10:51am 
Miss you too mate <3
case 23 Jan, 2017 @ 7:09am 
Miss you hun
flaw 22 Nov, 2016 @ 1:55pm 
+rep sold me meth
AJ 6 Oct, 2016 @ 6:31am 
no
phong thread 14 Sep, 2016 @ 3:25pm 
Has played army man three (3) for 2 million hours but still needs to pass grade 3 +rep
ARC 6 Aug, 2016 @ 1:39pm 
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tekson 25 Jul, 2016 @ 3:05pm 
Good at memeing but he always steals my memes, neutral rep
PyRo 22 Jan, 2016 @ 10:39am 
+rep
Konski_here 22 Jan, 2016 @ 6:35am 
+rep :)
CACTUS JACK 7 Jan, 2016 @ 8:40am 
+rep fair trader
Przemos3k 27 Dec, 2015 @ 7:12am 
+rep nice and fast trader