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It's cheaper than the physical game!

What if Dance Dance Revolution had only two buttons, and instead of using your feet you used your fingers and instead of a foot pad, you used you mouse, and instead of dancing, you were kicking the $hit out of people? Well then you'd have this game. Yes, it only has the left and right mouse click for controls, but don't be decieved, the simple mechanic has the difficulty raised faster than an adolecent penis! But you can take em!
This game is SO MUCH FUN! And you feel like a total ninja badass too! And the voice over is the BEST! So funny! GO PLAY IT NOW!

The best survival elements of Minecraft and DayZ. The learning curve at the begining is steep, but as long as you don't starve the first night, you'll be okay. Just follow these simple steps:
1: get wood and stone. Make a hatchet asap. kill a deer or pig. avoid bears and wolves. cook the meat! HOLD the use button on the campfire. (Took me 3 hours of starving to death to figure that one out.) make a small shelter. Craft clothes.
Once you've gotten that far, you should be okay. Then the game starts being more fun than frustrating.
Also, i recommend an empty server for your first couple of go-arounds. When you encounter others, remember: A drawn weapon is a sign of agression. They might still kill you anyways.

Just like real life.

Well, this was a waste of an afternoon. 1st try i broke both my legs and had to crawl to the top of a building to kill myself. 2nd time, a zombie killed me on the beach. 3rd time, I lived for nearly 3 hours. 3 hours of boring, starving sick wandering. And then I was shot. The controls are buggy and unituitive. The movement felt slugish and laggy, especially indoors. But mostly it was just... boring.

IT'S NOT A TERRARIA CLONE!
Wow. Just, wow! What can I say about Starbound that hasn't already been said a thousand times over? Yes it is a sequel to Terraria, in that it is by the same developers, and yes, it borrows heavily from Minecraft survival elements. But in standing on the shoulders of these two giants, the whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
I've gotten it in beta, and it is by far the most competent beta I've ever tested. It takes the best of both games and compounds them into a new game with way better story elements, enemies, and NPCs! Hell, it even has FTL elements and a splash of Pokemon thrown in! And the result is beautiful.
My only complaint is the multiplayer system. It is not very intuitive unless you have experience with Port Fowarding like in Terraria or Minecraft. If not, well there's youtube for that. And IT IS WORTH YOUR TIME to figure out multiplayer!
Seriously wht are you not playing RIGHT NOW? Why aren't I?
- cya, gonna go play!

I would most compare this game to Civilization 5. You'll be doing the 'just-one-more-turn' dance until you look out your window and you realize that the sun is coming up. This is turn-based combat at its best. The gameplay and narrative are both rich and multi-faceted and deeply immersive. It is as simple or complex as you want to make it. Take grunts as-is, or customize the heck out of them. The tutorial is extremely well done, and not front-loaded. Each new game element is introduced timely, and demonstrated well. It is a constant game of "I want X but I also want Y, but I definately need to plan on getting Z resources." and, "Do I spend it now or save it?" I great game of action and consequences. Random senarios make for infinite replayability.

This game know what gameplay experience it wants to deliver, and it executes it perfectly. 10/10.

I LOVE THIS GAME! What if Portal knocked up Anti-Chamber in Bastion and smoked Meth right up until the birth, delivered by John DeLance? This game will tell you EXACTLY how it is going to F&CK with your head, and then it does exactly that! JUST PLAY THE GAME! Don't watch Let's Plays! Don't look for stuff about it on Google! JUST PLAY THE GAME! Casual to Hardcore to Hacker, this game WILL speak to you! Make choices. Make good choices. Make bad choices. Make CRAZY choices. Defy all logic. The worse you are at this game the more fun you will have!

Hey, do you like flying? Wanna kill people and not have to go to jail? F*ck yeah! Who don't? Can't pass the military PT test requirements? Well, no fear, here comes WAR THUNDER! Which when I first saw it I thought it was Wart Hunter. yikes. Anyway it's a WWII flight simulator that's easier than your mom to play. ZING! Multiplayer online dogfighting fighters and bombers! It is still being worked on (i.e. beta) More stuff coming! The online community is HUGE! Seriously, this game is the tits, and I heven't even mentioned the best part, IT'S FREE TO PLAY!!! Why are you not playing RIGHT NOW?!?!

So, have you ever played Portal and thought, "You know, this game makes way too much sense." And the only way you could make it more surreal was to do shrooms right before playing? Well THIS is the game for you! Antichamber is Portal on acid. An FPS puzzle game. BUT unlike Portal, it makes no sense. None. In portal you see the rooms change. Here, it just happens. It's like the movie Inception with dream physics. Walls and floors appear and disappear. Endless staircases. The game will tell you EXACTLY how it's going to ♥♥♥♥ with your head, and then it will still do it!

Hey, remember when Team Fortress 2 wasn't all about hats and trading ♥♥♥♥? Do you love Minecraft but find the sword and bow and arrow lacking for combat? Do you wish TF2 had a zombie mode? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER because THIS is your game! Get this game and then get your friends to get this game. Everyone must play this game! It has that simple, but deep mechanic. It takes only a few minutes to learn but there is boundless strategy in any of its many game mode! Why are you still reading this? GO GET IT!