"Hold a conversation? I can't even hold my nut for five minutes while watching anime." - Fergus

"Dodge me with that gay s h i t." - Emil

"My a s s hole is playing SCP: Containment Breach right now." - Fergus

"Dave's Magic Subs." - Emil

"It's like CPR but air" - Matt Thanos

"How bad can macaroni time be?" - Matt

"I woke up on a fresh Sunday morning to Penny squirting diarrhea on the floor in front of Nick's dad." - Fergus

"I'm dead in the bushes outside" - Matt

“There is no bathroom. Pee in my mouth.” - Connley

"I'm going to put dish cleaner in a bowl and start eating it with my hands." - Connley

"I am going to show up unannounced to your quinceañera in my Gorf onesie." - Matt

"Who? Who? Who? Sorry, I got turned into an olive for a sec." - Connley

"F u c k me with that s h i t." - Matt

"I almost just s h i t myself trying to poop." - Connley

"Oh my god, I'm an active shooter." - Connley

I saw this town, quiet like a model train town
It was picturesque and beautiful
And I couldn’t wait to show you

When we came around you didn’t feel the same
You said I don’t really understand this place
I felt embarrassed that I ever liked the town
I stomped my feet into the ground

Heard you met some guy, at a party the other night
He was the coolest guy you’d ever met
He made you laugh and he smoked cigarettes
When we all hung out I didn’t feel thе same
He was self-involvеd and acting kinda lame
And I said I don’t really ♥♥♥♥ around with guys like him
You rolled your eyes and turned your chin

I had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up dream
The whole world ended violently
The only people left were you and me
I felt relaxed and I felt guilty
I felt relaxed and I felt guilty
I felt relaxed and I felt guilty
I felt relaxed and I felt guilty
I felt relaxed and I felt guilty

And I realized that you were all I need
Let’s buy a mobile home and sell all of our things
I’m still overwhelmed but this feels like a start
I laid my head upon your beating heart
I laid my head upon your beating heart
I laid my head upon your beating heart
I laid my head upon your beating heart

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