heh Oh, my! Bogner alert! Affected area "My Pants!" heh

ancient egyptian curse to make a man fall in love with you:

By the power of Iao Sabaoth! Rous Rous Rous Rous Rous Rous Rous Rous
I adjure you by your powers and your phylacteries and the places upon which you dwell and your names that in the way that I will take you and place you at the door and the path of Phlo the son of Maure, you will take his heart, his mind P-hello, you will master his whole body! If he stands you will not let him stand, if he sits you will not let him sit, if he sleeps you will not let him sleep! He will seek after me from village to village, from city to city, from field to field, from land to land, until he comes to me and he subjects himself beneath my feet – me, Apapolo, the son of Nooe – his hands filled with all good things, until I fulfill with him the desire of my heart and the request of my soul in a good desire and an unbreakable affection, now, now, quickly, quickly, do my work!

thanks for sharing with the class. please take your seat now....

My penis was molded as a joke from god i am a fart cuck and human atm thanks to findom

this person is they/them only because they are overweight and that's the proper way to refer to them by mass