heh Oh, my! Bogner alert! Affected area "My Pants!" heh

ancient egyptian curse to make a man fall in love with you:

By the power of Iao Sabaoth! Rous Rous Rous Rous Rous Rous Rous Rous
I adjure you by your powers and your phylacteries and the places upon which you dwell and your names that in the way that I will take you and place you at the door and the path of Phlo the son of Maure, you will take his heart, his mind P-hello, you will master his whole body! If he stands you will not let him stand, if he sits you will not let him sit, if he sleeps you will not let him sleep! He will seek after me from village to village, from city to city, from field to field, from land to land, until he comes to me and he subjects himself beneath my feet – me, Apapolo, the son of Nooe – his hands filled with all good things, until I fulfill with him the desire of my heart and the request of my soul in a good desire and an unbreakable affection, now, now, quickly, quickly, do my work!

thanks for sharing with the class. please take your seat now....

My penis was molded as a joke from god i am a fart cuck and human atm thanks to findom

this person is they/them only because they are overweight and that's the proper way to refer to them by mass

eyes became blurry reading that. lawsuit soon.

i am a non-femboy i am 6'3 tall and i love wearing sweat shorts and using 'w' i have a really basic and monotone voice and i tolerate being masculine and large and i love other humans too u3u i scream and be scared everytime i contemplate life because that's stoic and i love being stoic ^w^ i always eep with my blanket to be warm and i also love cuddles u///u

Hell yeah!

buying a dragon DILDO!!! now...

Hello, This is Ted from Richard Rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates, In partnership with Richard Richardson & sons, Representing the American Dickus Association here to tell you your request for a ♥♥♥♥ reimbursement has been denied because our Richard analysts determined that "Gettin sucked dry off the vacuum cleaner" does not meet the minimum requirements to receive benefits, We are sorry dear customer "Biggus Dickus".

i want to hev plece in heaven please lewt me in D:

BOMBOGYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

That's Tarzan King of the Apes to you, little boy.

ty!

helping

help

show your girlcоck homie

I will only announce it to you red don’t worry

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

Made up language

What is bro TALKING ABOUT??!

Imagine if we could dream together, the things we could do... sometimes i don't wanna wake up

GREAT TEAM MATE VVV

+1 he saved me from the Killer three times. A true champion.

:3

*passes yew a blunt*

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cute cow

satire country

germany

whats the ip?

+rep AWOOOOGA

bub

buw I wuw chu cow chan sama ;w;!!!

reported and blocked !!

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SAND THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STRARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤

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Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.

dont talk like that on my profile, blocked.

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si

Another day and another harassment from red

yeah how about u put my bawls in yer mouf

abandon your thesis, you are years behind my research

these damn Kia souls smh

New Iphone will have a Soul

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Fortnite

YEAH we know gooby....... we all know, you didnt have to call yourself out.......