Mingefix merchant at ye'r service!

a common vaccine for the virus 'ERP'

Do you want to be protected from ERP?

Do you want to clean your body from harmful bacteria?

Are you BUTTHURT?

Are you constipated?

Do you have the urge to engage sexual interactions with someone?

Do you wish to be more STRONGER... Awaker... Faster..

Well then GET YOURSELF A PACKET OF MINGEFIX ONLY FIFTY RUBLES EACH!

Are you infected with ERP...... Well there's only one cure for that...