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michael georgia is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ best protagonist literaly the best im not joking georgia is literaly the best thing ever they taugt me its ok to be a transgender alha wolf female dog stuck in a pantranscendental cat girl body who indentifies as a boy when i get triggered by privilage white male cis scum to fall to acknowledge my multi-gendered and ethnical background by using anything other than my prefered pronoun and tense. when being refered to i always like the past participle plural designation anything else triggers me and thank god people like micheal georgia exist so they can give hope to other transgender alpha wolf female dog stuck in a pantrascendental cat girl body who indentifies as a boy. he include trigger warnings with /me so to not accidently perturb the many unsuspecting victims of anxiety attacks georgia has saved my life thank you based michael *tips fedora* :^)

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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oboi who is this stalker blyat?