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I know you're lying. You precious little princess.
How? Our lamb schwarma is vegan. It has NO PEPPERS! (they soak in the same
water as the burger meat)
So, enjoy your newfound fame. This is going on r/choosingbeggars pal
Sincerely and ♥♥♥♥ off,
John "HardOn" Sanders
Head of Security
Please ignore my signature in the last message. I forgot to change my auto signature settings on Steam.
Thank you,
John Sanders
Head of Security
We are sorry to hear your customer service experience at the SeaTac airport was not up to snuff. Please forgive our waiting staff, they all have hella autism. In fact, you saying that they didn't serve you correctly is abilist you bigot. Either way, please provide us your credit card information and we will refund you. Alternatively, you can go to seatac.com and apply for a gold members card pre-loaded with five free first class tickets.
Again we apologize for the bad experience.
Sincerely,
John "Big ♥♥♥♥♥♥" Sanders
Head of Security