Fat Knuckles | Semi-Perfect Semi-Professional Record

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PROFESSIONAL RECORD W/L/T : 19/0/1

MAIN ROSTER

Sub30
Neon
Glide
Molly
Ghetto Front Porch

Substitute Roster

bread
Slash
Gravy
Spartan
ToDaMax
Annihilator

Handicap Parking/Injury Reserve Roster

John
Gus
Jude
Aceofhearts
Stoovn
Mrglock
Gus

also thanks to the dude who made his Facebook fantasy hockey team named the moose knuckles because i completely stole the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ logo from him so shoutout sean or derrick or whatever his name is

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

THE KNUCKLERS REIGN SUPREME

2 June, 2023 - xmollywaterx | 0 Comments

THE KNUCKLERS HAVE SHOCKED THE ONLINE LANDSCAPE

IN A DOMINATING 32/3 B03 AGAINST THE ENTIRE MAIN G2 ROSTER, THE KNUCKLERS HAVE SHOWN ONCE AGAIN THEY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY AT THE MAJOR

OTHER VICTORIES OF SPRING 2023

MK.LLC vs. PAIN GAMING
MK.LLC vs. DEREK JETER'S LIGHTSKIN ANGELS
MK.LLC vs. 187 THIEVES, THE GERMAN 100T

WELCOME BREAD TO THE MOOSE KNUCKLERS LLC. COMING OFF THE BENCH, HE HAS MADE A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT IN RECENT VICTORIES FOR THE LLC; DISTRACTING THE ENEMY TEAM WITH SKINS IS AN INVALUABLE SKILL.

🙏 The Knuckler-CS2 Prayer 🙏

22 March, 2023 - xmollywaterx | 1 Comments

DEARLY BELOVED

The Fat Man has spoken.

Gabriel Johnson Howard Newel birthed (like a seahorse) a wonderful 17.9gb genderless blob/smoke grenade change called CS2.

We're gathered here to celebrate; the world has become brighter today.

We can now no longer get one-way'd on Mirage by a 13 year old who spent the last 16 hours on his iPod Touch in the corner of his living room rocking back-and-forth sucking on his fist watching s1mple streams.

We can no longer be ninja defused without being genuinely mentally-handicapped, which, for legal reasons, we would love and support equally as all accounts were made the same and we have no issues with those who are spectrumulated.

We're gathered here today to celebrate.

So celebrate by gripping the 3 o'clock and 9 o'clock positions on your belt loop, and hoisting yourself up to the sky.

In God's name, Amen.