IN A DOMINATING 32/3 B03 AGAINST THE ENTIRE MAIN G2 ROSTER, THE KNUCKLERS HAVE SHOWN ONCE AGAIN THEY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY AT THE MAJOR

OTHER VICTORIES OF SPRING 2023

• MK.LLC vs. PAIN GAMING
  
• MK.LLC vs. DEREK JETER'S LIGHTSKIN ANGELS
  
• MK.LLC vs. 187 THIEVES, THE GERMAN 100T

WELCOME BREAD TO THE MOOSE KNUCKLERS LLC. COMING OFF THE BENCH, HE HAS MADE A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT IN RECENT VICTORIES FOR THE LLC; DISTRACTING THE ENEMY TEAM WITH SKINS IS AN INVALUABLE SKILL.

DEARLY BELOVED

The Fat Man has spoken.

Gabriel Johnson Howard Newel birthed (like a seahorse) a wonderful 17.9gb genderless blob/smoke grenade change called CS2.

We're gathered here to celebrate; the world has become brighter today.

We can now no longer get one-way'd on Mirage by a 13 year old who spent the last 16 hours on his iPod Touch in the corner of his living room rocking back-and-forth sucking on his fist watching s1mple streams.

We can no longer be ninja defused without being genuinely mentally-handicapped, which, for legal reasons, we would love and support equally as all accounts were made the same and we have no issues with those who are spectrumulated.

We're gathered here today to celebrate.

So celebrate by gripping the 3 o'clock and 9 o'clock positions on your belt loop, and hoisting yourself up to the sky.

In God's name, Amen.

MOOSE KNUCKELRS
PULL EM UP BOYS
ANOTHER FANTASTIC SHOWING BY THE LLC IN ALL OF OUR SCRIMMAGES, ONLY LOSING 11 ROUNDS IN 6 GAMES.
WE ARE TRULY... THE GREATEST EVER.

1ST ROUNDS

1. MOOSE KNUCKLERS LLC vs. CAMEL TOES CORP.
16-0 WIN

2. MOOSE KNUCKLERS LLC vs. OBAMA'S DRONE PILOTS
16-1 WIN

3. MOOSE KNUCKLERS LLC vs. NA'VI JUNIOR
16-3 WIN

2ND ROUND

1. MOOSE KNUCKLERS LLC vs. THE GAY-JEWISH ALLIANCE
16-4 WIN

2. MOOSE KNUCKLERS LLC vs. OPTIC INDIA
16-1 WIN

3. MOOSE KNUCKLERS LLC vs. BURT REYNOLDS FAN CLUB
16-3 WIN


AMAZING JOB GUYS, PARIS 2023 HERE WE COME

THE KNUCKLERS DEBUTED TWO NEW RECRUITS TODAY IN A FANTASTIC SHOWING ON VERTIGO AND DUST 2.

THEY DEMONSTRATED TENACITY, TIGHTNESS, COMMUNICATION, AND THE ALL POWERFUL BODY ODOUR REQUIRED TO BECOME TRUE MOOSE KNUCKLERS.

ACEOFDIAMONDS AND JUDE ALSO SHOWED THEIR TITTIES ON DISCORD IN ORDER TO BE OFFICIALLY INITIATED.

AFTER A 3 MONTH BREAK, DREW ALSO STARTED DATING SOME GIRL SO HES GONNA BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BENCHED UNLESS HE GETS HIS ♥♥♥♥ STRAIGHT.

WE LOOK FORWARD TO THE RETURN OF NEON, GHETTOFRONTPORCH, GRAVY, AND TODAMAX IN OUR FUTURE 2023 SCRIMMAGES

LEARN ALL DUST 2 AND MIRAGE GRID CALLOUTS.

QUIZLET WILL BE POSTED ON MR. TELLERS BLACKBOARD PAGE, PLEASE CONTACT HIS TA MRS. O CONNER FOR ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.
FINAL TEST GAMES ARE SEPT. 10TH.