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Back when we walked on all fours there was a thing right in front of us, a butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts sticking in our faces all the time. And in their place boobs appeared right in our faces. Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF LIFE IS THE BUTTOCKS! Boobs are just a substitute. Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks! If you asked would you rather have the copy or the original,I would take the original! Hips and ass indicate fertility !Boobs jut out forward due to the process of evolution, Keeping buttocks farther back and the rear hidden!
THIS IS WHY I AM AN ASS MAN!
Great volcano ov excrement
Rippling eager to erupt
Re-constellate the firmament
Behold the great accuser
A megalinga ov throbbing zeal
Raptor yearning to pierce
To rape the seventh seal
Destroyer ov cosmos
Implore the ungod
Implode the sun
There is none wronging the serpent's cult
Untouched and ignored
With the serpent's might
And the trumpets blow
In the shadow ov the horns
A thunder-bolt, begetter of life!
Thou that flowest! Thou that goest!
Thou Satan-Sun, Hadith, that goest without will!
Thou Air! Breath! Spirit! Thou without bound or bond!
Thou essence, air swift-streaming, elasticity!
Thou wanderer, father of all!
Thou wanderer, spirit of all!
Hear me, and make all spirits subjects unto me
So that every spirit of the firmament and of the ether
Upon the earth and under the earth
On dry land and in the water
Of whirling air, and of rushing fire
And every spell and scourge of god
May be obedient unto me