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Starbound server to try the new changes out together

29 January, 2015 - cake | 0 Comments

Address: starserver.crabdance.com
Password: cake

Updates:
2/1/2015: Starbound server now updated to version 665

Mostly:
force_install_dir /home/steam/starbound
app_update 211820 validate

(Go have fun!)

Mumble

9 January, 2015 - cake | 0 Comments

Hey ,
You're all free to use this mumble server. People you like are too.

Too lazy to pull our your mic? Typing also works. You get a robot mumble lady that reads to everyone else.

Download: http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page

Connection info:

Address: whelp.mooo.com
Port: 64738
Password (just connect, it will ask): cake

Make sure you have the name you want, then follow the welcome message's instructions to register.

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Registering lets you make your own temporary channels, so you can make a channel and hang in separate game groups.

If you want to try the mumble admin stuff, just ask.

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sweepy

10 Sep, 2020 @ 4:45pm

Yikes, already almost a decade since the band broke up. I think back on our time fondly and wish the best for all of you, Shore, Cake, Deci, Jobs, Suka.

Shore, thank you for your quick thinking and calming presence.
Cake, thank you for being that rock we could always depend on.
Deci, thank you for giving me that little extra push to chase the life I want.
Jobs, thanks for bringing some color to our crew. (lol it's ok he'll never see this. But in case he does, thanks for taking my Job!)
And Suka, thanks for keeping this old man company on those jump maps. Those were so much fun!

I'm playing DnD once a week with some friends. Message me if you want to join. XOXOXOXOXO

sweepy

6 Jun, 2018 @ 9:45pm

did cake die or pull a jobs and get married with kids

sweepy

2 Sep, 2017 @ 8:09am

miss u guys