Prove you're not a homosexual! Join the D-Club today!

Have people been harassing you about your sexual orientation? Well fear not, for the D-Club is here for you! What is the D-Club you ask? The D-Club is a club for people that are wrongly prosecuted for their sexual orientation to, you know... show eachother their ♥♥♥♥♥. D-Club meetings will be held whenever you have a semi- or full on boner.

JOIN TODAY! ALL YOU NEED IS A PENIS^... and an entry fee of $100 USD and an additional $10 USD a month.*

^In the circumstance that you have both a penis and a vagina you will be asked to keep your vagina out of sight, because that is straight, and straight is gay

*The D-Club is not responsible for any sword fighting related injuries and will not refund money if you discover yourself to, in fact, be homosexual.

This D-Club steam group is not in any way associated with Game Grumps so don't sue us, we're poor.

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

DONT FORGET TO POST YOUR ERECTION REPORTS

1 October, 2015 - Vintageaction | 1 Comments

Ok everyone i feel like im the only person with erections here....I thought this was a straight club. The D-Club requires full devotion and interviews about your ♥♥♥♥♥. We need everyone to start posting your erection reports quickly for time is running out. We must inform everyone about the sickkkkkneessss in Africaaa....they eat the poo poo and lick the anus and sometimes they even stick their hands up the anuss. That is all my straight brothers. Have a nice erection based day my brethren.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

New Year, New Dong

31 December, 2014 - slime | 1 Comments

The year has come to a close and we should all take a moment to reflect on all the penis related moments in the past year. The good and the bad, the half-chubs and the full of erections. Take this time to reflect on all the dongs you have seem in the previous year, which was your favorite? Which was the biggest? Was it yours? Probably not. And of course let us try to remember why we are all here, because we are all 100% heterosexual me how enjoy staring at other men's junk. So here's to an amazing 2014 and an even better 2015 filled with more sword fights, JO seshes and of course more dongs joining our ranks as not only a club, but a family. A straight family, consisting of only dudes.

Love you all in a totally plutonic and not gay at all way,
Shanks the Dinosaur <3

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