hi I'm lazy and I like to draw, also I love big men. I am so hot. I know all your favorite video games and I have awesome shoes on.




one of my bestest friends 🥺








me tbh



8:01 PM - Slurp: ALTHOUGH I THINK MY 7TH ZAPNORF ERUPTED ON IMPACT
8:00 PM - Slorp: ♥♥♥♥ SLURP, HAVE YOU HEALED IT YET?
8:02 PM - Slurp: NOT YET
8:02 PM - Slurp: HERE LET ME
8:01 PM - Slorp: My gorglromp has been really sensitive to this earth's atmosphere
8:03 PM - Slurp: *snaps arm in half then back in place while letting out a blood curtling screech*
8:03 PM - Slurp: there we go
8:02 PM - Slorp: I wont question your barbaric methods slurp, times are rough on this planet




[12:26:16 AM] The Circus Of Value™: You and I are 2 of the sexiest people around.
[12:26:21 AM] The Circus Of Value™: You know this, right?
[12:26:25 AM] The Circus Of Value™: It just comes naturally.